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Johnlodge
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 4:21 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

There's a few new perpatrators of terrible jingles out there.

TARNOW....KNOWS DOORS! TARNOW....KNOWS DOORS!

That's terrible. Also I have to laugh at the commercial where the lady sings

"I want a floor like that!".

We also have the car salesman that has a gorilla hiding behind his cars for some reason. And now another guy who's riding around on his lawnmower and trying to sell us cars.
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Detroitnerd
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 4:24 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Not a jingle, technically, but ...

Dee-Eye-Ay,
Em-oh-en-dee...
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Emuaaron
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 4:53 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

if you hear 'come everybody, get it done, you know the one, it's 1-800-hansons' enough times, it will ruin your life.

good topic.

also, the cheeseball singing '800-333-ROCK' is miserable.
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Detroitnerd
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 4:57 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

EMPIRE!
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Dodgemain
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 4:59 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Genuine imitation sheepskin seat covers

Micky Shores
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Raptor56
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 5:35 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

speaking of Rock Financial, times in the mortgage business must really be getting tough. I haven't heard their terrible song or the annoying voice of their president in about a month. Hope I'm not jinxing it! rock still name sponsoring the Pistons?
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Thecarl
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 6:04 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

while this sentiment appears to put me in the minority, i never tire of kate logan from victory honda.
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Goat
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 6:09 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Mr. Alan's.
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Johnlodge
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 6:33 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

After a brief hiatus, the Comcast MILF is at it again.
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Patrick
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 6:42 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Hansons Windows and the godawful Rock commercial...gahhhhh
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Gnome
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 8:03 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

JL- MILF? WTF? You can smell the infection through the video feed, come on, this has to be seated in some sort of piano teacher thing you had going in middleschool.
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 8:05 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Hansons.
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Detroitrise
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 8:06 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Shore Mortgage was annoying too.
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Emuaaron
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 8:09 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

oh, let's not kid ourselves, the comcast chick is foxy as hell. i just wish she wasn't so smug about cable television.
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Mauser765
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 8:23 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

happys freakin pizza with the whiney ass psuedo-four tops guy all sounding like hez gotta pooh.
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Detroitrise
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 8:25 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Oh yeah, I agree. Their Mascot makes it worse (it's beyond creepy).
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Jerome81
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Posted on Monday, November 12, 2007 - 11:20 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Catch a ride, ride, ride, catch a ride in a Ford....

I think this is played on 1270 WXYT.

Drives me bonkers.

The Belle Tire guy irritates me too.
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Chitaku
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Posted on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 1:48 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

christmas eve on woodward avenue
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Mauser765
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Posted on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 6:51 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

FOX2 "Have you had a good day lately"

Yeah dude - have you been able to sing on PITCH lately ?

flat-atcha.
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56packman
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Posted on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 7:52 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

anything Karen Newman sings/plugs


can't handle her version of "the national love ballad" (should be "Anthem") before hockey games.
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Johnlodge
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Posted on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 7:52 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"JL- MILF? WTF?"

Gnome, it was a reference to the last thread we had on here about jingles, in which there was a long debate about her. :-)
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Eastsidechris
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Posted on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 8:41 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I've got two for you...
1. The new "Just Ask Zack" Comcast commercials, starring some cocky tween. Everytime I hear "Just Ask Zack!" I sing, "Just smack Zack!"
2. Haven't heard it in awhile, but a couple years ago there was a radio commercial for Henry Ford Community College, that sounded like three women singing, "Henry Ford Community College...wooo-eeeeeeeee-ooooo ooooohhhhhh" in the most souless style ever. Sounded like something out of the '40s.

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