 
Livernoisyard Member Username: Livernoisyard
Post Number: 5704 Registered: 10-2004
| Posted on Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 11:05 am: |   |
... as a Toyota. GM forgot to renew its copyright, and now Toyota owns the Olsmobile brand name. And Toyota may build Oldsmobiles in the US. from autoblog.com: April Foolery: Toyota resurrects Oldsmobile in its own image
quote:We've been trying to keep a straight face today as we report all these April Fools jokes, but this one from Car and Driver is so ridiculous that we must forego all the winks and nods and state plainly that it is not real. C&D concocted an alternate universe in which General Motors forgot to renew its copyright on the Oldsmobile name, a gaff that Toyota exploits by purchasing the rights to the dead brand's storied name. The Japanese juggernaut plans to place Olds between Toyota and Lexus in much the same way it played the middle child between Chevy and Cadillac when it was under domestic control. Toyota also knows that there's no better way to build an Oldsmobile than to rebadge a cheaper vehicle and charge a higher price, but this time it will be a brand comprised entirely of SUVs sporting revered Oldsmobile nameplates from the '80s and '90s like Intrigue and Bravada. The flagship model of the new Olds will be the Super 88, a rebadged version of the Toyota Sequoia with the iForce V8 and 8-speed automatic transmission from the Lexus LS. Sigh... Oldsmobile just can't get a break, even in the afterlife for automotive brands. Thanks for the tip, Brad!We've been trying to keep a straight face today as we report all these April Fools jokes, but this one from Car and Driver is so ridiculous that we must forego all the winks and nods and state plainly that it is not real. C&D concocted an alternate universe in which General Motors forgot to renew its copyright on the Oldsmobile name, a gaff that Toyota exploits by purchasing the rights to the dead brand's storied name. The Japanese juggernaut plans to place Olds between Toyota and Lexus in much the same way it played the middle child between Chevy and Cadillac when it was under domestic control. Toyota also knows that there's no better way to build an Oldsmobile than to rebadge a cheaper vehicle and charge a higher price, but this time it will be a brand comprised entirely of SUVs sporting revered Oldsmobile nameplates from the '80s and '90s like Intrigue and Bravada. The flagship model of the new Olds will be the Super 88, a rebadged version of the Toyota Sequoia with the iForce V8 and 8-speed automatic transmission from the Lexus LS. Sigh... Oldsmobile just can't get a break, even in the afterlife for automotive brands. Thanks for the tip, Brad! |
 
Johnlodge Member Username: Johnlodge
Post Number: 5907 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 11:09 am: |   |
You're a day late and a dollar short, LY! |
 
Livernoisyard Member Username: Livernoisyard
Post Number: 5705 Registered: 10-2004
| Posted on Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 11:13 am: |   |
Readers are more vulnerable on 2 April... |
 
Jjaba Member Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 6271 Registered: 11-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 2:28 pm: |   |
Bad news for jjaba who owns a 1999 Emerald Green all leather Bravada, badged Oldsmobile. Driving around town in a Japanese unit would make jjaba Fahrkplempt. jjaba would buy a Lansing or Moraine, Ohio Oldsmobile in a heartbeat, when this one shows any signs of wear. Truth is, the marketing geniuses at Generous Motors have been sending jjaba Satrun literature, steering him there. Is Saturn any good, compared to a wonderful Oldsmobile? jjaba, Proud Olds owner. |
 
Kimmiann Member Username: Kimmiann
Post Number: 77 Registered: 10-2005
| Posted on Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 2:49 pm: |   |
Jjaba, please forgive my ignorance, Fahrkplempt? |
 
Hpgrmln Member Username: Hpgrmln
Post Number: 392 Registered: 06-2007
| Posted on Wednesday, April 02, 2008 - 5:17 pm: |   |
^Olds isnt coming back, but GM is once again building cars in Lansing. Actually, they have several NEW plants. |
 
Craig Member Username: Craig
Post Number: 700 Registered: 02-2007
| Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2008 - 8:11 pm: |   |
re: Saturn... hard to tell the GM brands apart for quite some time. Trim lines are about all that differentiates today's GM brands. So, if GM style & quality are your bag, then Saturn is good, as is Chevy, as is GMC, as is... |
 
Ericdetfan Member Username: Ericdetfan
Post Number: 268 Registered: 02-2007
| Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2008 - 11:06 pm: |   |
Love my yellow 2001 Saturn SC2 |
 
Jjaba Member Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 6287 Registered: 11-2003
| Posted on Thursday, April 03, 2008 - 11:22 pm: |   |
Fahrklempt means distraught, depressed, on verge of tears. (Yiddish) Thanks for the good news on Saturn vehicles. jjaba, Westsider. |
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