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Username: Jokerman
Post Number: 142
Registered: 07-2005
| | Posted on Friday, April 04, 2008 - 9:42 am: |    |
The Tigers can't sell beer the rest of the season.
Why?????
They lost the opener!
Get it? They lost the opener! |
Yooper
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Username: Yooper
Post Number: 127
Registered: 12-2006
| | Posted on Friday, April 04, 2008 - 9:47 am: | |
LOL! Too funny! Got any more jokes? |
Johnlodge
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Username: Johnlodge
Post Number: 5967
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Friday, April 04, 2008 - 9:49 am: | |
Why is it so hot at Florida Marlin games?
Because there's not a fan in the place. |
Johnlodge
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Username: Johnlodge
Post Number: 5968
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Friday, April 04, 2008 - 10:07 am: | |
What's this?
 
Me watching Todd Jones close. |
Bobj
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Username: Bobj
Post Number: 4327
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Friday, April 04, 2008 - 10:23 am: | |
A guy at work used the same joke about the opener. Not bad, I guess |
Jokerman
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Username: Jokerman
Post Number: 143
Registered: 07-2005
| | Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 2:33 pm: | |
My older bother first told me the joke about losing the opener in about 1957.
With the Tigers' current record they won't be able to sell beer for years. |
Iheartthed
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Username: Iheartthed
Post Number: 2974
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 2:37 pm: | |
What if you prefer tap? |
401don
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Username: 401don
Post Number: 357
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 2:44 pm: | |
What dummy paid out over 5 million in salaries last week and didn't get a single win to show for it? |
Club_boss
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Username: Club_boss
Post Number: 376
Registered: 12-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 2:49 pm: | |
How much is a glass (plastic cup) of beer these days? |
Rugbyman
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Username: Rugbyman
Post Number: 296
Registered: 06-2005
| | Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 2:54 pm: | |
$6.50 for a 16 ouncer delivered, $8.25 for a 24 ouncer at the stand. |
Rax
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Username: Rax
Post Number: 201
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 3:53 pm: | |
quote:What dummy paid out over 5 million in salaries last week and didn't get a single win to show for it?
The same dummy multi-billionaire who'll see 3 million people walk through the gates this year. |
Jjaba
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Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 6303
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 3:53 pm: | |
jjaba went to Briggs Stadium with girls in the 1950s. We sat high up at top of Sec. 24.
Now you finish the story....
jjaba, Tigers fan since the 1940s. |
Rsa
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Username: Rsa
Post Number: 1447
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 4:02 pm: | |
you'd kiss her on the strikes... |
Club_boss
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Username: Club_boss
Post Number: 378
Registered: 12-2006
| | Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 4:12 pm: | |
"$6.50 for a 16 ouncer delivered, $8.25 for a 24 ouncer at the stand."
You know I think that's the same price (16oz'er) for same size at a Padres game.
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Jjaba
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Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 6306
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 5:18 pm: | |
Rsa, now finish 'er.
jjaba, Tigers Fan. |
Mbshan
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Username: Mbshan
Post Number: 14
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 10:22 pm: | |
i went to the game on saturday and i couldn't find anything except 16 oz. delivered or at the stand i went to last year. |
Rugbyman
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Username: Rugbyman
Post Number: 297
Registered: 06-2005
| | Posted on Monday, April 07, 2008 - 11:04 pm: | |
I was there on Saturday too. Maybe they're not selling them at all of the stands. They were certainly at my stand outside 328. And how. |