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Username: Bigb23
Post Number: 3999
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 4:34 pm: |    |
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-Dean Martin  |
Old_guy
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Username: Old_guy
Post Number: 458
Registered: 04-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 4:47 pm: | |
Maybe that's what I'm thinking of, Spinada, not Sangria.
Remember the leather wine pouches everybody had. What were those called? I bet Neil still has one. Yes, no? Those usually had a little more than wine in them too. Just one good squeeze. |
Bigb23
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Username: Bigb23
Post Number: 4001
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 4:52 pm: | |
Bota bags, Old_guy. More like pissing than drinking. Great for smuggling wine into concerts. |
Gleeman
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Username: Gleeman
Post Number: 75
Registered: 10-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 4:54 pm: | |
...how 'bout.. "wine skin" ? ... |
Gleeman
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Username: Gleeman
Post Number: 76
Registered: 10-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 5:03 pm: | |
..see what happens, O.G... you say something and it becomes an anthem. It becomes an icon that garwoodians must seize upon and explore. Now we're entering the liquid refreshment container bracket...alert ! alert ! |
Old_guy
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Username: Old_guy
Post Number: 459
Registered: 04-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 5:06 pm: | |
Bingo! And you were both right. Hey, refreshment containers were important, sort of like your favorite rolling papers, oh no.
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Bigb23
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Username: Bigb23
Post Number: 4002
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 5:08 pm: | |
Have they no shame ?
100,000 Stores. Deals. Reviews.
Bag Bota & More!
shopping.yahoo.com |
Bigb23
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Username: Bigb23
Post Number: 4003
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 5:12 pm: | |
Bag Bota & More! The replacement for Linens and Things. Anyone want in on this ? |
Stillrockin
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Username: Stillrockin
Post Number: 326
Registered: 11-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 5:21 pm: | |
Thanks Anne. |
Bigb23
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Username: Bigb23
Post Number: 4005
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 5:26 pm: | |
quote:sort of like your favorite rolling papers, oh no.
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Stillrockin
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Username: Stillrockin
Post Number: 327
Registered: 11-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 5:29 pm: | |
Hey BushMark I'll see you on the red carpet tonight I'll will be wearing Parda. |
Beenthere
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Username: Beenthere
Post Number: 6
Registered: 09-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 5:52 pm: | |
Speaking of wine, who came to Vic and my wedding party at the house (aside from the band, I mean)? We had gallon bottles of wine from Greektown on the picnic table in the "dining room" and a big wheel of cheese and several loaves of that awesome Greek bread. Larry Brown had to try to squeeze all of it into his tiny Beetle -- the proprietor of Athens Grocery thought he was crazy. During the party a couple of those bottles ended up with an assortment of pharmaceuticals floating in them. People were dropping pills in there like coins in a fountain. Record Mike took a few swigs and became virtually comotose for like 3 hours. |
Stillrockin
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Username: Stillrockin
Post Number: 328
Registered: 11-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 5:58 pm: | |
Like coins in a fountain LOL LOL |
Bigb23
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Username: Bigb23
Post Number: 4008
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 6:07 pm: | |
Am I the only one who remembers "The Dunes" up in Caseville ? Everybody had White Mesc, so nothing was selling. 80 hits went into a bottle of wine at a campfire, and one guy drank the dregs at the bottom of the bottle. He "consorted with nature" for three days, out in the dunes, buck ass naked. (He made Quest for Fire look good).
(I think he is now the CEO of Bank of America). *(Satire)*. |
Old_guy
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Username: Old_guy
Post Number: 460
Registered: 04-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 6:10 pm: | |
Yum, Carlo Rossi Spanada Sangria. 1.5 Liters for $5.99. Makes my skin crawl just looking at it.
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Bigb23
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Username: Bigb23
Post Number: 4009
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 6:16 pm: | |
Boy, what a bunch of wine snobs.
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Old_guy
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Username: Old_guy
Post Number: 461
Registered: 04-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 6:17 pm: | |
Now I'm getting thirsty! |
Stillrockin
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Username: Stillrockin
Post Number: 329
Registered: 11-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 6:19 pm: | |
Hey forget about all this wine and lets all get in a big circle and say a pray for travis the chimpanzee then go get drunk. |
Old_guy
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Username: Old_guy
Post Number: 462
Registered: 04-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 6:29 pm: | |
Here we go again.
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Bigb23
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Username: Bigb23
Post Number: 4010
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 6:35 pm: | |
Nothing worse than a Monkey in a business suit.
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Det313grrl
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Username: Det313grrl
Post Number: 527
Registered: 01-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 6:49 pm: | |
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Stillrockin
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Username: Stillrockin
Post Number: 330
Registered: 11-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 6:49 pm: | |
What was that song title Mick Jagger sing about a monkey?? I should know I'm getting old. |
Stillrockin
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Username: Stillrockin
Post Number: 331
Registered: 11-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 6:51 pm: | |
hey bushMark it doesn't take much to get the monkey thing going. |
Bigb23
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Username: Bigb23
Post Number: 4012
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 6:55 pm: | |
MONKEY MAN
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That's not really true
I'm a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?
But I've been bit and I've been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?
Well, I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too
I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through
Yes, I'm a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don't you?
Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues
Well I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman
Monkey woman too, babe!
I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey!
I'm a monkey man! I'm a monkey man!
I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey!
Monkey! monkey! monkey!....... |
Stillrockin
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Username: Stillrockin
Post Number: 332
Registered: 11-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 7:02 pm: | |
LOL Thanks |
Bigb23
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Username: Bigb23
Post Number: 4013
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 7:02 pm: | |
Well, it made sense to me back then. In fact, I NODDED in agreement.
Still waiting for the monkey woman too. |
Stillrockin
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Username: Stillrockin
Post Number: 333
Registered: 11-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 7:07 pm: | |
You should come to Florida I got few Puertoritan girls that are dying to meet you. |
Bigb23
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Username: Bigb23
Post Number: 4014
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 7:12 pm: | |
I've been half way around the world, Hoover, but have never been to Florida. I'm ready. They are of age, right ? |
Rockinrona
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Username: Rockinrona
Post Number: 41
Registered: 01-2009
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 7:27 pm: | |
monkey man,where did you get all the money business? |
Rockinrona
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Username: Rockinrona
Post Number: 42
Registered: 01-2009
| | Posted on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 7:33 pm: | |
You know this river flows right into your pond of gaters ya? rr |