Rb336 Member Username: Rb336
Post Number: 7740 Registered: 02-2007
| Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 8:39 am: | |
"save up to __% AND MORE!" |
1st_sgt Member Username: 1st_sgt
Post Number: 201 Registered: 11-2006
| Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 8:57 am: | |
"Whatever" |
Wally Member Username: Wally
Post Number: 649 Registered: 12-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 9:12 am: | |
This one is overused: "Pot, meet kettle" Excuse now me while I violently blow chunks. |
Johnlodge Member Username: Johnlodge
Post Number: 8775 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 10:56 am: | |
quote:In reference to remodeling/redecorating: the house has good bones, bring the outside in, and the house will tell you what it needs. It makes me crazy. Along these lines, calling a room a "space" so you can sound like a pretentious interior designer. |
Johnlodge Member Username: Johnlodge
Post Number: 8776 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 10:58 am: | |
"Information Architect" because graphic designer just wasn't good enough for you. Anybody who calls themselves an Information Architect should be beaten by mobs of real Architects. |
Rb336 Member Username: Rb336
Post Number: 7742 Registered: 02-2007
| Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 11:00 am: | |
any and all phrases used by posers of any stripe, including poseur |
Larryinflorida Member Username: Larryinflorida
Post Number: 2965 Registered: 02-2007
| Posted on Wednesday, October 01, 2008 - 11:01 am: | |
Similarly, it someone corrects you and says "No, Web Developer", when you call them a web-designer, chuckle loudly, please. (Message edited by larryinflorida on October 01, 2008) |
Chuckjav Member Username: Chuckjav
Post Number: 931 Registered: 09-2007
| Posted on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 8:21 pm: | |
Meltdown (anything other than pizza or burrito) Blog (as a verb) Mainstream Media (period) |
Crystal Member Username: Crystal
Post Number: 297 Registered: 05-2007
| Posted on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 8:25 pm: | |
Misuse of "hallowed". It is hallowed ground, not hollowed ground... unless there is a big hole in the ground. On a travel show about Gettysburg, at least three reenactors referred to the battlefields as hollowed ground. |
Chuckjav Member Username: Chuckjav
Post Number: 933 Registered: 09-2007
| Posted on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 8:46 pm: | |
I constantly shake my head in disbelief with people who refer to Alzheimer's as "old timers"; many of these otherwise well-meaning folk actually believe that's what it's called. |
Jimaz Member Username: Jimaz
Post Number: 6598 Registered: 12-2005
| Posted on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 9:05 pm: | |
Tonight I heard two different national newscasters refer to McCain's behavior as "erratic." They both pronounced the word as "erotic." Disturbing on multiple levels. |
Ravine Member Username: Ravine
Post Number: 2794 Registered: 01-2006
| Posted on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 10:46 pm: | |
Didn't take long for the "Wall Street/Main Street" bit to grow long ear-hairs, did it? I'm with Wally, on the "pot, meet kettle" saying. Besides, I wonder if today's younger folks, who grew up seeing their moms using stoveware in every color from persimmon to periwinkle, even understand the damned thing. Rb336, hey! I use "poseur!" Of course, everyone already knows that I am little more than a high-handed bullshitteur. |
Rb336 Member Username: Rb336
Post Number: 7817 Registered: 02-2007
| Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 10:51 am: | |
anything ending with "gate" |
Rb336 Member Username: Rb336
Post Number: 7818 Registered: 02-2007
| Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 10:54 am: | |
"...15 minutes are up" |
Wally Member Username: Wally
Post Number: 670 Registered: 12-2003
| Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 11:12 am: | |
How about one of the most overused taunts on this very board? [ smarmy remark goes here ] but do keep trying! |
Rb336 Member Username: Rb336
Post Number: 7836 Registered: 02-2007
| Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 4:35 pm: | |
a legend in his own mind |
Dfd Member Username: Dfd
Post Number: 736 Registered: 09-2004
| Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 6:05 pm: | |
Can you do this real quick? (in reference to a task that takes a half hour) |
Mauser765 Member Username: Mauser765
Post Number: 3315 Registered: 01-2004
| Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 6:13 pm: | |
"Similarly, it someone corrects you and says "No, Web Developer", when you call them a web-designer, chuckle loudly, please." But they are so not the same thing. I am a designer, not at all a developer. My brother is a web developer, and our skillsets are nothing alike. So, perhaps chuckle to yourself. Now, when someone claims to be a web ARCHITECT...Well then, please do chuckle away. |
Detroitnerd Member Username: Detroitnerd
Post Number: 3394 Registered: 07-2004
| Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 6:14 pm: | |
LOL über-anything "quite the" "offering up" metrosexual "at the end of the day" foodie hipster pwned "on the ground" "at that point in time" funky |
Crystal Member Username: Crystal
Post Number: 299 Registered: 05-2007
| Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2008 - 12:01 pm: | |
General misuse of homonyms. The example below is from a memo from a Detroit health insurance carrier: "Loner laptops are no longer available from the Clinical Program Documentation and Instructional Design area as of October 8, 2008. In the past, I had a laptop to loan for meetings, however, unassigned laptops have been returned to storage as part of Performance Transformation. A loner laptop must now be obtained from the Audio Visual department behind the auditorium or personal laptops must be used for meetings. The contact person is (name) at extension (x) during regular business hours of 8:30 to 4:00 Monday through Friday." |
Thames Member Username: Thames
Post Number: 254 Registered: 02-2007
| Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2008 - 12:29 pm: | |
"Free gift" "Over exaggerate" |
Tkshreve Member Username: Tkshreve
Post Number: 627 Registered: 07-2006
| Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2008 - 1:18 pm: | |
When it's all said and done...... |
Crystal Member Username: Crystal
Post Number: 300 Registered: 05-2007
| Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2008 - 1:33 pm: | |
skill set |
Pam Member Username: Pam
Post Number: 4747 Registered: 11-2005
| Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2008 - 3:15 pm: | |
quote:loner laptop Is that a laptop without any friends? |
Ravine Member Username: Ravine
Post Number: 2804 Registered: 01-2006
| Posted on Sunday, October 12, 2008 - 7:06 pm: | |
I really love this thread. Suddenly, one of the Hot New Words is "vet." Apparently, it is used as a verb. I first heard it in reference to John McCain's selection of Sarah Palin, when someone on the radio questioned whether or not she had been sufficiently "vetted." The remark caused me to wonder if candidates for office are required to have "gotten their shots," and upon further investigation, I noted that there have been times in Palin's past when she did, in fact, seem to display some of the symptoms of distemper. Still, just that quickly, I now find the word to be popping up with great frequency, and in a variety of situations. Of course, I felt moved to check into it, and sure enough, it's legitimate: http://www.merriam-webster.com /dictionary/vet[2] The thing which frosts my ass is the way a little trifle of a word, like that one, can lay pretty much totally dormant for decades, and because some stuffy pseudo-intellectual decides to pull it down from the attic and use it as though everyone is familiar with it, a whole bunch of clowns all pile into the New Favorite Little Car and, suddenly, we're hearing the damned thing constantly. While I'm at it, I have another entry for our list: "Face time." I think I know what that means, but due to the fact that I really don't give a damn, I'm not "for sure." I'm just tired of hearing it & seeing it; also, it has a vaguely rude sound to it, in my ears. And why does every professional sports team have a "nation?" |
Flanders_field Member Username: Flanders_field
Post Number: 1116 Registered: 01-2008
| Posted on Sunday, October 12, 2008 - 8:46 pm: | |
Championed (an idea no one else liked) Concentrate on core operations (Buh-bye jobs) We need new tools (We're incompetent) Win-Win situation (those who hear this will lose) Customer-centric (abysmal sales) Value-added (stealth exaggeration) Pass the smell test (masking the stench) Redeployed (BFE's BFE) Incremental (snail's pace) Parse (a representative blowing smoke up your ass instead) My Friends... (gullible undecided voters) Double-down (publicly deny a denial) (Message edited by Flanders_field on October 12, 2008) |
Crystal Member Username: Crystal
Post Number: 301 Registered: 05-2007
| Posted on Monday, October 13, 2008 - 9:07 pm: | |
"move forward" "stay the course" (Message edited by Crystal on October 13, 2008) |
Lefty2 Member Username: Lefty2
Post Number: 2552 Registered: 07-2007
| Posted on Monday, October 13, 2008 - 9:36 pm: | |
change from welfare to tax rebate (same thing) from capitalism to socialism |
Cheddar_bob Member Username: Cheddar_bob
Post Number: 2047 Registered: 10-2003
| Posted on Monday, October 13, 2008 - 10:36 pm: | |
Unnecessary exclamation points drive me up a wall. Exclamation points are the literary equivalent to yelling. Don't use them unless you're typing something that in person, you would be yelling. |
Crystal Member Username: Crystal
Post Number: 302 Registered: 05-2007
| Posted on Monday, October 13, 2008 - 10:57 pm: | |
All caps Are they like an exclamation point? Do they indicate yelling? Does the writer think the reader can't see the lower case characters? Initial caps have their place, but all caps should be used sparingly. |