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Chitaku
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Post Number: 44
Registered: 03-2006
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Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 12:25 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

RUETERS: Grosse Pointe has long been considered to small for the large heads of its residents, bt no more! The Citizens have put their money together and have bought Detroit to annex into Grosse Pointe Hills.The 6th installment into the Grosse Pointe Empire. According to the mayor of Grosse Pointe the old architechture of the city will be utilized, including using the Renaisance Center for the new GP yacht Club. Comerica Park will now be used for jam, band festivals only.
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El_rey_de_la_ciudad
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Post Number: 5
Registered: 03-2006
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Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 12:29 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

de veras?
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The_rock
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Post Number: 1083
Registered: 11-2003
Posted From: 68.42.251.225
Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 12:44 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

RUETERS-Cardinal jjaba, recently installed as Archbishop of Detroit, has been summoned to Rome in response to his decree read at all Detroit parishes last Sunday, not only objecting to the annexation of his beloved city to wealthy infidels, but insiders tell us that the Vatican is also very concerned with his earlier letter to parishoners wherein Cardinal jjaba has opened the priesthood to "all elgible females, but only to those living on the westside".
Sister Velma, from her eastside convent in SCS, did have a two word comment regarding the Cardinal's letter, but some comments are better left unpublished.
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Chitaku
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Post Number: 49
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This just in: Danny to be named mayor of new Grosse Pointe!
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Arab_guyumich
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Post Number: 773
Registered: 12-2004
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Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 1:04 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Lame.
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Erikd
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Post Number: 565
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 69.242.214.106
Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 1:13 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

lol @ arab_guyumich

April Fools threads only work if they are believeable.

try again next year...
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Jjaba
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Post Number: 3509
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Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 2:53 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

This just in, in an unpredicted turn of loyalty, East Pointe, Michigan has changed its name back to East Detroit, Michigan.

Thus the town and the high school are re-united again. Where will the love end?

jjaba, Associated Press.
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Jjaba
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Post Number: 3510
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Thanks for the promotion, Rock.
jjaba is very thilled with the red yarmulka.
It adds to his rainbow collection of crowns.

The onliest thing left will be sainthood. How long you gotta be dead to get that?

Add "When the Saints Go Marching Home" to the program at the new Grosse Pointe-Detroit Concert Band program.

In a related story, the Archbishop has revived every closed Detroit Catholic Church and School.

Cardinal jjaba, Westside Bar Mitzvah Bukkor.
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Atl_runner
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Post Number: 1888
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Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 3:00 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Gross Detroit?
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Jjaba
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Post Number: 3515
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Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 3:49 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

The famous Dearborn River Rouge Ford Plant will be dismantled and mailed to Shanghi, China. It will be renamed Rouge-East.

jjaba, reporting from the Dearborn Gazette.
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Irish_mafia
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Post Number: 451
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Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 4:07 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"Gross Detroit?"

Belgians would be disappointed. It's Grosse Detroite!
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Chitaku
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Post Number: 50
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This just in from the Freep: Belle Isle is now a private park, open only to Grosse Detroite residents who show their Grosse Detroite ID Badge. St. Clair Shores is rumored to be the next victim to the Grosse Pointe Empire.
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Danny
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Post Number: 3885
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Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 5:38 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

HAH!! Now thats a April fools.
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Jjaba
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Post Number: 3517
Registered: 11-2003
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Posted on Saturday, April 01, 2006 - 9:28 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

The Associated Press reports that Windsor, Canada was just given to the USA. The old Ambassador Bridge will be renamed "Crosstown Highbridge".

Detroit is happy to pick up all the Francophones who can pronounce Detroit, Charlevoix, Livernois, Gratiot and Richard correctly.

jjaba, April Fools.
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Chitaku
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Post Number: 55
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Darn there goes the nude bars and happy endings!
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Ilovedetroit
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Post Number: 2196
Registered: 02-2005
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Posted on Sunday, April 02, 2006 - 2:05 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

we will all be wearing plaids, duck prints, and pearls within a year. Grosse Pointe were the women are manly and the men are a bit nervous!
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Jjaba
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Post Number: 3519
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Posted on Sunday, April 02, 2006 - 5:35 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Can ilovedetroit spell M A D R A S ?

jjaba
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Super_d
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Post Number: 816
Registered: 08-2005
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Posted on Sunday, April 02, 2006 - 6:36 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

This just in .....

Juvenocracy (youth engaging in illicit activity) has hit the new Grosse Pointe Hills__ Grosse Point Hills youth yacht club members have also annexed with the 7 mile dogs, and are now called the 7 mile millionaire dogs/or 7MMD's crew. The new gang has changed their once blue and white colors to plaid and polo yellow!

Owners of Starbucks, Caribou Coffee, and Panera Bread recently stated........

quote:

Since we annexed Detroit the 7MMD's crew have been hanging out all around here!




super d(motordetroit)
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Jjaba
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Post Number: 3523
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Posted on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 2:12 am: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Do they hang at the Marina, downtown GP, or at the Village?

jjaba.
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Bobj
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Post Number: 644
Registered: 11-2003
Posted From: 65.221.183.120
Posted on Monday, April 03, 2006 - 2:43 pm: Edit PostDelete PostMove Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

On the Hill is where they hang

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