Chitaku Member Username: Chitaku
Post Number: 142 Registered: 03-2006 Posted From: 68.43.107.72
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 1:48 pm: | |
Lately the bumb situation around Wayne State has gotten bad. They are everywhere and have been ruder and more persistent than ever. So a friend and I decided what better way to get rid of this problem then bumb hunting! The city can offer 1,000 a pop to get rid of some of these ruthless bastards. Sure theres a few classic ones (Larry the drummer or the mean bitch in a wheelchair by the magic stick') but then theres hardcore assholes who probably aren't bumbs but just professional panhandlers. 1,000 bucks a pop clean these dirty streets up. IF Wayne wants to be considered a first class organization, getting rid of bumbs and crime on campus could be a good start. Oh and police... well we all know how far they have gotten us. |
Hornwrecker Member Username: Hornwrecker
Post Number: 1048 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 66.2.148.144
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 1:57 pm: | |
"A bumb?" |
Ddaydave Member Username: Ddaydave
Post Number: 382 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 67.149.185.244
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 2:02 pm: | |
thanks Hornwrecker you made a sicking post actually kind of funny I needed the laugh |
Brandon48202 Member Username: Brandon48202
Post Number: 87 Registered: 12-2004 Posted From: 69.220.60.51
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 2:10 pm: | |
Travis Bickle? Is that you? |
Ray1936 Member Username: Ray1936
Post Number: 468 Registered: 01-2005 Posted From: 207.200.116.139
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 2:10 pm: | |
I second Ddaydave's post. |
Hamtramck_steve Member Username: Hamtramck_steve
Post Number: 2890 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.215.245.97
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 2:31 pm: | |
"IF Wayne wants to be considered a first class organization, getting rid of bumbs and crime on campus could be a good start." If Wayne were able to get rid of "bumbs" and crime on campus, they'd be more than a "first class organization", they'd be the only college campus to accomplish that. |
Oldredfordette Member Username: Oldredfordette
Post Number: 624 Registered: 02-2004 Posted From: 68.60.177.56
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 2:42 pm: | |
Hornwrecker, you made me spit coffee out me nose! "I have a bumb on my nose" |
Hamtramck_steve Member Username: Hamtramck_steve
Post Number: 2891 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.215.245.97
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 2:43 pm: | |
The fin ees rain-geeng, too. |
Mcp001 Member Username: Mcp001
Post Number: 2119 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 69.14.135.95
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 2:54 pm: | |
Hey, will I need a permit before I start strapping bumb's onto the hood of my truck? After all, I don't want to shoot something out of season. |
Oldredfordette Member Username: Oldredfordette
Post Number: 625 Registered: 02-2004 Posted From: 68.60.177.56
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 3:03 pm: | |
Would you like to touch my monkey? |
Ray1936 Member Username: Ray1936
Post Number: 469 Registered: 01-2005 Posted From: 207.200.116.139
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 4:11 pm: | |
I don't have a minkey. Does your dog bite? |
Mcp001 Member Username: Mcp001
Post Number: 2121 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 69.14.135.95
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 4:15 pm: | |
Hey, just who's paying this $1,000/head anyway? Is their money good? |
Hamtramck_steve Member Username: Hamtramck_steve
Post Number: 2893 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.215.245.97
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 4:35 pm: | |
That's not my dog. (mcp, keep up, man! You're bringing down a good thread.) |
Mcp001 Member Username: Mcp001
Post Number: 2122 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 69.14.135.95
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 4:44 pm: | |
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Hornwrecker Member Username: Hornwrecker
Post Number: 1049 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 216.203.223.77
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 5:24 pm: | |
"... but that was a priceless Steinway!" |
Thecarl
Member Username: Thecarl
Post Number: 701 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 69.14.30.175
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 5:28 pm: | |
i am a musician and mcp is a businessman. he doesn't tell me what to play, and i don't tell him what to do with his money. |
Psip
Member Username: Psip
Post Number: 1072 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 69.246.13.131
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 6:42 pm: | |
"Not anymore" |
Psip
Member Username: Psip
Post Number: 1073 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 69.246.13.131
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 6:50 pm: | |
Piece de résistance Flambé Bumb Diamonds are Forever |
Warriorfan Member Username: Warriorfan
Post Number: 317 Registered: 08-2005 Posted From: 68.43.81.191
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 7:09 pm: | |
I don't think the bum situation around Wayne State is that bad, it hasn't gotten any worse in the past 5 years. What I can't stand are the freaks who stand in Gullen Mall with some agenda to push. Usually it's those Lyndon LaRouche nut jobs, but I've also seen Scientologists trying to lure fresh recruits in with their "free stress test" which always indicates that you are extremely stressed and in dire need of "Dianetics" by L. Ron Hubbard. I'll take the homeless over those cultists any day of the week. Let's see, there's also been the Buddhists who offer you a free flower or prayer book and THEN ask for a donation (which you then feel obliged to give them since they've already "given" you something, pretty shrew scam artists those Buddhists!) Actually I think the least annoying are the Christians. They don't hassle you for money or conversion, they just station themselves all over campus and pass out little green Bibles once a year. |
Lmichigan Member Username: Lmichigan
Post Number: 3534 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 67.172.95.197
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 7:25 pm: | |
There you go again, Chitaku... What is this "bumb" you speak of? Is he or she an upscale, sophisticated bum on the go? BTW, last time I checked, most crimes on campus are committed by students against students. But, it's always easier to scapegoat the homeless, huh? Get real. |
Iheartthed Member Username: Iheartthed
Post Number: 14 Registered: 04-2006 Posted From: 141.212.53.46
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 7:27 pm: | |
If Wayne State wants to become a world class institution then maybe they could start with a "How to spell Bum" course... |
Mw2gs Member Username: Mw2gs
Post Number: 183 Registered: 03-2005 Posted From: 68.252.3.47
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 7:27 pm: | |
The people who hate are always the first ones to spew the same old tired premise. If XYZ is ever gonna be a world class ABC then they have to get rid of D thru Z. Even if your complaints were corrected you would find something else to complain about. Whiny little bitches. |
Ed_golick
Member Username: Ed_golick
Post Number: 240 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.246.55.51
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 7:28 pm: | |
The word "bum" is politically incorrect. The correct terminology is now "Financially and Hygenically Challenged." Get with the times. |
Lmichigan Member Username: Lmichigan
Post Number: 3535 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 67.172.95.197
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 7:30 pm: | |
I think they are calling them the "Chronically Homeless," now. |
Islandman Member Username: Islandman
Post Number: 141 Registered: 08-2004 Posted From: 68.42.171.59
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 7:31 pm: | |
Chitaku, Wow. That is all. Nothing quite like letting the whole world know you don't know how to spell a 3 letter word. Were you trying to spell bumblebee? Those can be annoying in the summer months. |
Ed_golick
Member Username: Ed_golick
Post Number: 242 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.246.55.51
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 7:32 pm: | |
Shut up, you lousy bumb! |
Susanarosa Member Username: Susanarosa
Post Number: 787 Registered: 11-2003 Posted From: 68.79.81.236
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 7:52 pm: | |
I'm burning my WSU diplomas as we speak. |
Lowell Board Administrator Username: Lowell
Post Number: 2482 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 66.167.210.27
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 8:25 pm: | |
I believe WSU offers remedial reading, so there is hope. It appears they also need to offer remedial social consciousness courses as well. Why, when I read hate like this, do those horrific security camera videos of those brats in Florida beating a homeless man flash through my mind? This is not the Pink Panther; this is Clockwork Orange. |
Itsjeff
Member Username: Itsjeff
Post Number: 5794 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.242.213.167
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 8:59 pm: | |
Bumbing the post up. |
Jams Member Username: Jams
Post Number: 3118 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.218.156.123
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 9:00 pm: | |
Bumber, Dude! |
Missnmich Member Username: Missnmich
Post Number: 506 Registered: 11-2004 Posted From: 70.186.39.150
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 9:08 pm: | |
Lowell, there is hop? Stop! Do not hop on pop! |
Hamtramck_steve Member Username: Hamtramck_steve
Post Number: 2894 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.215.245.97
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 9:14 pm: | |
fox. box. socks. knox. Fox in socks in box on knox. |
Matt_the_deuce Member Username: Matt_the_deuce
Post Number: 628 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.14.248.252
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 9:17 pm: | |
Whax? |
Blessyouboys Member Username: Blessyouboys
Post Number: 364 Registered: 07-2005 Posted From: 69.209.166.109
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 9:18 pm: | |
chitaku and this thread are dum |
Hornwrecker Member Username: Hornwrecker
Post Number: 1050 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 66.2.148.145
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 9:54 pm: | |
Remedial English at Wayne Freude, schöner Götterfunken Tochter aus Elysium, Wir betreten feuertrunken, Himmlische, dein Heiligtum! |
Lawnmowerman Member Username: Lawnmowerman
Post Number: 7 Registered: 02-2006 Posted From: 71.244.187.127
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 10:08 pm: | |
Hello! My name is Simon! I like to do drawerings! I'm having my bath now! Every day at five, a lady comes and bathes me! don't look at my bumb! Don't look at my bumb! I don't look at your bumb, bumb-looker! |
Alsodave Member Username: Alsodave
Post Number: 721 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.215.248.81
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 10:12 pm: | |
You cheeky monkey!
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Michigansheik Member Username: Michigansheik
Post Number: 129 Registered: 09-2005 Posted From: 69.242.214.54
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 11:22 pm: | |
sadaam hussein had many bumbs and we bombed his campus, is that what we should do to Wayne? |
Chitaku Member Username: Chitaku
Post Number: 144 Registered: 03-2006 Posted From: 68.43.107.72
| Posted on Sunday, April 16, 2006 - 11:23 pm: | |
hell yeah! |
Lmichigan Member Username: Lmichigan
Post Number: 3539 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 67.172.95.197
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 12:26 am: | |
I heard through the grapvine that Chitaku is harboring Bumbs at his house, and providing aid and comfort to the enemy. I propose a full-scale assualt on Chitaku's home, as he will not let municipal inspectors into all areas of his house. (Message edited by lmichigan on April 16, 2006) |
Chitaku Member Username: Chitaku
Post Number: 150 Registered: 03-2006 Posted From: 68.43.107.72
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 12:27 am: | |
ha im at the corner of Mack and Bewick! |
Lmichigan Member Username: Lmichigan
Post Number: 3540 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 67.172.95.197
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 12:28 am: | |
We're coming, anyway. |
Chitaku Member Username: Chitaku
Post Number: 151 Registered: 03-2006 Posted From: 68.43.107.72
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 12:28 am: | |
i'll bake a cake |
Lmichigan Member Username: Lmichigan
Post Number: 3541 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 67.172.95.197
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 12:30 am: | |
Well, as Super D would warn: "Don't let your mouth write checks your ass can't cash." lol |
Hornwrecker Member Username: Hornwrecker
Post Number: 1052 Registered: 04-2005 Posted From: 66.2.148.145
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 12:40 am: | |
*issues Chitaku his DeltaYES pledge pin* "From now on, your Delta name will be Bumboy." *cues up Louie, Louie* |
Chitaku Member Username: Chitaku
Post Number: 152 Registered: 03-2006 Posted From: 68.43.107.72
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 12:42 am: | |
i'd never go greek |
Skamour14 Member Username: Skamour14
Post Number: 53 Registered: 03-2005 Posted From: 35.8.218.111
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 2:43 am: | |
Lmichigan is this a full scale war on Chitaku, like we gave the bombardment on Livonia??? Petty officer Spencer reporting for duty sir! I will gather the troops...*goes and starts blowing the bugle* BUMBS get your asses up..... General Lmichigan has us on standbye........ |
Lmichigan Member Username: Lmichigan
Post Number: 3542 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 67.172.95.197
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 2:56 am: | |
Do not fire until you see the dirt on their clothes; the B.U.M.B. Army, that is. |
Skamour14 Member Username: Skamour14
Post Number: 55 Registered: 03-2005 Posted From: 67.185.180.156
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 3:52 am: | |
copy that sir.....*kneels down*.... sir is supersport joining us, last I knew he was seen in bazoukis lounge, with the BUMB, getting what some called the ill fated head control? |
Skamour14 Member Username: Skamour14
Post Number: 56 Registered: 03-2005 Posted From: 67.185.180.156
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 3:54 am: | |
Also hornwreacker is he with us or the enemy.... I say he must be a humb bumb, giving away deltb bins and the such |
Itsjeff
Member Username: Itsjeff
Post Number: 5795 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.242.213.167
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 7:34 am: | |
I wouldn't be so quick to teaste Chitaku. He's a ticking time bumb and could go off at any minute. |
Danny Member Username: Danny
Post Number: 3981 Registered: 02-2004 Posted From: 141.217.173.162
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 11:03 am: | |
Those po-folks and mutants will always come back to the Cass Corridor. But there's way to keep the po-folks population down in Detroit. GIVE THEM WORK, GIVE THEM MEDICAL AND PSYCHIATRIC CARE, GIVE THEM FOOD, GIVE THEM MONEY, GIVE THEM AFFORDABLE HOUSING And then they would say thank you and God bless. (Message edited by danny on April 17, 2006) |
Skamour14 Member Username: Skamour14
Post Number: 59 Registered: 03-2005 Posted From: 35.8.218.120
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 2:06 pm: | |
well spoken Danny.. I was begining to wonder about you, where have you been? |
Cheddar_bob Member Username: Cheddar_bob
Post Number: 584 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.246.74.205
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 3:41 pm: | |
He's been in the ghettohood talking to the bumbs. |
Shave Member Username: Shave
Post Number: 1141 Registered: 06-2005 Posted From: 64.12.116.204
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 6:42 pm: | |
Apr 17, 4:34 PM EDT Homeless Man Returns Wallet With $900 SANTA ANA, Calif. (AP) -- A homeless man searching through garbage bins for recyclable cans found a missing wallet and had it returned to its owner. Kim Bogue, who works as a janitor in the city's government buildings, realized that her wallet was missing last week and doubted she'd ever get back the $900 and credit cards inside, she said. "I prayed that night and asked God to help me," said Bogue, who was saving the money for a trip to her native Thailand. Days later, a homeless man found the wallet wrapped in a plastic bag in a trash bin, where Bogue had accidentally thrown it away with her lunch. He gave it to Sherry Wesley, who works in a nearby building. "He came to me with the wad of money and said, 'This probably belongs to someone that you work with, can you return it,'" Wesley said. Workers at a nearby relief kitchen said the man, who didn't want to be identified, insists on paying for his food. "He has a very good heart," said Bogue, who gave the man a $100 reward. "If someone else found it, the money would be gone." http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/s tories/H/HOMLESS_MAN_WALLET?SI TE=ALOPE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE =DEFAULT |
Lmichigan Member Username: Lmichigan
Post Number: 3545 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 67.172.95.197
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 6:52 pm: | |
Awwww....feel good story of the day. Skamour, I'm going to resign my post, as I know very little military jargon. BTW, Danny is the spokesperson for the B.U.M.B. army. |
Jams Member Username: Jams
Post Number: 3132 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 68.250.97.177
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 7:09 pm: | |
Chitaku, If you check the Downriver Yellow Pages, you can find a few good taxidermists. Your grandchildren will really enjoy the stories about how you got those "trophies". "Suzie, that head over there was one of the most frightening things I ever faced. He came up behind me and asked me for money to buy some food. I knew if I showed fear, I was lost. I looked him in the chest and mumbled 'Sorry, man, can't help you.' I thought he swore at me, so I shot him. |
Gistok Member Username: Gistok
Post Number: 1999 Registered: 08-2004 Posted From: 4.229.81.192
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 8:05 pm: | |
What the article didn't mention was that he was probably sifting thru the trash looking for credit card receipts.... |
Skamour14 Member Username: Skamour14
Post Number: 61 Registered: 03-2005 Posted From: 35.8.131.136
| Posted on Monday, April 17, 2006 - 9:26 pm: | |
Good to know Lmich. I always wondered about danny.. those damn shifty eyes.... those damn shifty eyes..... |
Livernoisyard Member Username: Livernoisyard
Post Number: 470 Registered: 10-2004 Posted From: 69.242.223.42
| Posted on Friday, April 21, 2006 - 8:39 pm: | |
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