  623kraw Member Username: 623kraw Post Number: 930 Registered: 10-2003 |
I won't step down, there's more millions & SUV's to be scammed BRO | ||
Mrsjdaniels Member Username: Mrsjdaniels Post Number: 496 Registered: 08-2005 |
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Rel Member Username: Rel Post Number: 298 Registered: 02-2008 |
"Security? Please remove this man. I've never met him before" | ||
Imhere Member Username: Imhere Post Number: 45 Registered: 02-2007 |
Pic 1: When I kiss Christine she like me to pucker up like this. Pic 2: Would this face lie? Pic 3: Check out that hottie, she's next on the texting list. Pic 4: Bars what Bars? There are no bars here to see, now leave me alone. Pic 5: All those that did NOT text Christine Beatty please raise your hand. | ||
D_mcc Member Username: D_mcc Post Number: 308 Registered: 12-2007 |
As President, My first order of business is to Pardon embattled detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, and name him as the chair of my new political ethics committee. | ||
Jaja Member Username: Jaja Post Number: 45 Registered: 12-2007 |
Secret weekend rendezvous with girlfriend. $3500 Lease a new Lincoln Navigator for wife. $25,000 Using a city charge card like your own. $212,000 THE FOLLOWING PICTURE : PRICELESS !  | ||
Mrsjdaniels Member Username: Mrsjdaniels Post Number: 528 Registered: 08-2005 |
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Qdaddy77 Member Username: Qdaddy77 Post Number: 119 Registered: 05-2007 |
"I cant believe I'm going to be on "Moment of Truth!" Walberg isnt going to ask me about Christine Beatty or the Party is he?" | ||
Rocket_city Member Username: Rocket_city Post Number: 668 Registered: 04-2006 |
"My suit's a better shade of purple than this banana chair." | ||
Imhere Member Username: Imhere Post Number: 46 Registered: 02-2007 |
See when I tell people I gave my blood to this city, that's one less lie I will need to tell anymore. Now, how about you and I go in the back room and I can give some sweat as well?? | ||
Leoqueen Member Username: Leoqueen Post Number: 1893 Registered: 07-2004 |
I just cant BELIEVE he would go to the trouble to get a polo shirt with "The Mayor" embroidered on it. Does Granholm have one with "The Governor" on it? What an ego trip. | ||
Cdwaters Member Username: Cdwaters Post Number: 39 Registered: 02-2008 |
He was just trying to save the city a few bucks. They charge per letter. At a dollar per letter he saved the taxpayers $7.00. | ||
Rocket_city Member Username: Rocket_city Post Number: 670 Registered: 04-2006 |
Oh, I didn't even notice that. Too bad he never wears the same thing twice.  | ||
D_mcc Member Username: D_mcc Post Number: 352 Registered: 12-2007 |
"Kwame to pay back city by selling his blood" | ||
Leoqueen Member Username: Leoqueen Post Number: 1894 Registered: 07-2004 |
And he could do it, too. | ||
Ladyinabag Member Username: Ladyinabag Post Number: 437 Registered: 03-2007 |
It smells like a minty, fresh snow storm in heaven. | ||
Mrsjdaniels Member Username: Mrsjdaniels Post Number: 552 Registered: 08-2005 |
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Tkshreve Member Username: Tkshreve Post Number: 276 Registered: 07-2006 |
Shazaam! Boo-Ya! Blaa-Dow! God Sent Me! | ||
D_mcc Member Username: D_mcc Post Number: 376 Registered: 12-2007 |
St. Kwame Kilpatrick Home for Girls | ||
D_mcc Member Username: D_mcc Post Number: 377 Registered: 12-2007 |
St. Kwame Kilpatrick Home for Girls | ||
Ffdfd Member Username: Ffdfd Post Number: 266 Registered: 09-2006 |
They need a mayor on Remulak and there are no Steve Wilsons there, so this is my good-bye. | ||
Rocket_city Member Username: Rocket_city Post Number: 677 Registered: 04-2006 |
American Idol winner, Kwame Kilpatrick, when asked what quote motivates him most replied, "thou shalt not have any idols besides me". It took us 7 years to realize he was referring to himself...silly us. | ||
Hornist9 Member Username: Hornist9 Post Number: 88 Registered: 05-2005 |
No Ma'am, I'm a musician and on a mission from God... "I want four whole fried chickens and a coke"... all that motherfucker needs is Jake's pork pie hat... (Aretha: Don't you blaspheme in here, Don't you blaspheme in here!) | ||
Rel Member Username: Rel Post Number: 362 Registered: 02-2008 |
(All of the above for Mrsjdaniels pic, TOP NOTCH! Although Hornist9, what's with the cliche fried chicken stereotype?) "I officially resign my position as Mayor in order to fulfill my lifelong dream to host Soul Train!" | ||
Bragaboutme Member Username: Bragaboutme Post Number: 39 Registered: 02-2008 |
No Ma'am, I'm a musician and on a mission from God... "I want four whole fried chickens and a coke"... Rel, that came from blues brothers. | ||
Rel Member Username: Rel Post Number: 369 Registered: 02-2008 |
Thanks, Bragaboutme. I was hoping it wasn't in a certain context, LOL. The "Mission from God" should have given it away. | ||
Sg9018 Member Username: Sg9018 Post Number: 168 Registered: 10-2006 |
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Rocket_city Member Username: Rocket_city Post Number: 680 Registered: 04-2006 |
"Where is deh bell, wait for deh bell, can't hear deh bell...DING fries are done...DING fries are done...DIHHHHNG FRIIIIIES RRRRR DUHHHHN!" http://youtube.com/watch?v=oWq BXrYaJRg&feature=related | ||
Boynamedsue Member Username: Boynamedsue Post Number: 34 Registered: 03-2005 |
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Mrsjdaniels Member Username: Mrsjdaniels Post Number: 557 Registered: 08-2005 |
^^^great job - we need to put that one on a t-shirt |
