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Username: Imhere
Post Number: 48
Registered: 02-2007
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 - 8:09 am: |    |
Sg9018 picture:
In my spare time I also Channel the sprit of Elvis. |
Tkshreve
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Username: Tkshreve
Post Number: 278
Registered: 07-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 11, 2008 - 12:55 pm: | |
"there's something you should know first.....
I'm Chris Hanson with MSNBC and we're doing a story on Mayors who take advantage of cities tax dollars and rape the citizens' rights."
(Message edited by tkshreve on March 11, 2008) |
Angry_dad
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Username: Angry_dad
Post Number: 178
Registered: 02-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 7:37 pm: | |
"quit burying prostitutes!" |
Sg9018
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Username: Sg9018
Post Number: 169
Registered: 10-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 8:11 pm: | |
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Crumbled_pavement
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Username: Crumbled_pavement
Post Number: 258
Registered: 08-2007
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 8:19 pm: | |
"The new jobs training program that I helped develop. It came in real handy after I was booted out of office." |
Rel
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Username: Rel
Post Number: 409
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 9:49 pm: | |
"The bleach didn't take away all the blood spatters, so I'll have to repaint the Manoogian" |
Crumbled_pavement
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Username: Crumbled_pavement
Post Number: 259
Registered: 08-2007
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 10:00 pm: | |
Rel, that's pretty funny |
Mrsjdaniels
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Username: Mrsjdaniels
Post Number: 591
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 10:04 pm: | |
"I am so glad they let me complete my sentence in the work release program" |
Rel
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Username: Rel
Post Number: 413
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 10:06 pm: | |
MrsJ, sorry to poke logic in your face, but the Mayor is unable to complete sentences :P |
Mrsjdaniels
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Username: Mrsjdaniels
Post Number: 592
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 - 10:20 pm: | |
^^you got me... |
Anniedawg25
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Username: Anniedawg25
Post Number: 7
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 - 1:13 am: | |
Rel that's exactly what I was thinking too. ha ha
how about
"Proving he too can make a sacrifice, Kwame ditched his usual $5,000 suit in exchange for this $4,000 ensemble during a recent trip to the construction site" |
Sg9018
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Username: Sg9018
Post Number: 171
Registered: 10-2006
| | Posted on Saturday, March 15, 2008 - 9:14 pm: | |
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Flanders_field
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Username: Flanders_field
Post Number: 187
Registered: 01-2008
| | Posted on Saturday, March 15, 2008 - 9:33 pm: | |
Now....who the hell can I call, to sub for me on Opening Day at Comerica Park, since I'm going to pretend to be sick...think..think..think! |
Rel
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Username: Rel
Post Number: 446
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, March 16, 2008 - 8:28 am: | |
"Dear G-d, this #%*@ mission sucks. Please give me my next assignment." |
Thnk2mch
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Username: Thnk2mch
Post Number: 1106
Registered: 02-2006
| | Posted on Sunday, March 16, 2008 - 9:35 am: | |
This sure makes my thumbs hurt...
I hope it's worth it.
o.k., now push "SEND" |
Rel
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Username: Rel
Post Number: 454
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, March 16, 2008 - 10:08 am: | |
*Thinking to self* "G-d, I stand before you in church this Sunday to ask for your guid- DAMN! Who is that fine young THANG in the third row? Don't look, don't look, don't look"
(Message edited by rel on March 16, 2008) |
Cdwaters
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Username: Cdwaters
Post Number: 53
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 1:47 pm: | |
"Hey, where'd this rash come from?" |
Crumbled_pavement
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Username: Crumbled_pavement
Post Number: 271
Registered: 08-2007
| | Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 2:07 pm: | |
Three new pictures for that ass...
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Mrsjdaniels
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Username: Mrsjdaniels
Post Number: 628
Registered: 08-2005
| | Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 2:13 pm: | |
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Rob_in_warren
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Username: Rob_in_warren
Post Number: 93
Registered: 11-2007
| | Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 2:51 pm: | |
Yeah, I can't believe they re-elected me either. |
Ffdfd
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Username: Ffdfd
Post Number: 272
Registered: 09-2006
| | Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 2:55 pm: | |
The mayor rats out the EPU triggerman and accepts placement in the witness protection program. |
Rocket_city
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Username: Rocket_city
Post Number: 723
Registered: 04-2006
| | Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 6:39 pm: | |
What is Peter and Bobby looking at? Do they want "Alice" to do their laundry? |
Thnk2mch
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Username: Thnk2mch
Post Number: 1107
Registered: 02-2006
| | Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 7:10 pm: | |
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Flanders_field
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Username: Flanders_field
Post Number: 192
Registered: 01-2008
| | Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 - 9:43 pm: | |
Kwame: "Ah was holdin' onto Strawberry's waist, but then mah wife walked in..."
Christine (thinking) "Ya'll did it doggy-style with her? Ya'll smothered lil ol' me!! |
Nellonfury
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Username: Nellonfury
Post Number: 244
Registered: 03-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2008 - 12:12 am: | |
The Nino Brown Of Detroit
Sharon"Mcfail off the Earth"
Starring Kwame Kilpatrick and Master P |
Imhere
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Username: Imhere
Post Number: 49
Registered: 02-2007
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2008 - 11:09 am: | |
Mrsjdaniels Pic:
Kwame finally gets the Super Secret Handshake correct and is allowed into the He-Man Liars club. |
D_mcc
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Username: D_mcc
Post Number: 424
Registered: 12-2007
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2008 - 11:21 am: | |
imhere...Actually...look at that handshake...thats not a normal grip... |
Gannon
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Username: Gannon
Post Number: 11837
Registered: 12-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2008 - 11:27 am: | |
That looks remarkably like an old fraternity handshake I learned one time...only you're supposed to cover that index finger extension with your other hand.
Bush is doing it BACK, and that mutual gaze gives me the creeps! |
D_mcc
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Username: D_mcc
Post Number: 425
Registered: 12-2007
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2008 - 11:33 am: | |
Gannon...which fraternity would that be, looks eerily similar to something I might have learned in the past as well |
Imhere
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Username: Imhere
Post Number: 51
Registered: 02-2007
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 18, 2008 - 2:48 pm: | |
D-mcc, That's what I meant by the "Super-Secret Handshake". |