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Gnome
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Posted on Monday, April 14, 2008 - 2:41 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Is that a head rest? why does kwame have a head rest on his office chair? Has the fear of whiplash caused the Herman Miller people to equip their chairs with other safty features?
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Gannon
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Posted on Monday, April 14, 2008 - 3:23 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

His expensive PR people didn't like the way his face gets all scrunched up when he uses his hand as a rest for that prodigious, thick head of his...see previous photo...so they got him a pretty posture seat.

It was less than $5k, so it could slide under the Council's new oversight rules.


He's going to feel the whiplash, regardless.
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Thnk2mch
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Posted on Monday, April 14, 2008 - 5:02 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

I wonder what the wheels look like.
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56packman
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Posted on Monday, April 14, 2008 - 9:40 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


You had to bring that HO bitch into my house!
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Detroitmaybe
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Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 - 12:01 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)





Proposed Budget Plan = $300 Million....

3-Piece Navy Pin-Striped Suit = $2000...

Prom Queen costume with matching tiara = $50...

The look on Kwames' face....PRICELESS!"Shrek will pay dearly for this!" lol


(Message edited by detroitmaybe on April 15, 2008)
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Gannon
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Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 - 12:25 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

56Packman,

Dude. Wow.

Too fucking funny.

Next drink is on me, man.

Cheers
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Eastsidechris
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Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 - 1:05 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

After being shocked by the city council's surprise refusal to hear his budget presentation, Kwame Kilpatrick finally realizes that his s**t, in fact, DOES stink!
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D_mcc
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Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 - 4:42 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Adams looks like the human, albeit african american Milhouse...
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Johnlodge
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Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 12:17 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)





Kwame: Maybe you and me could send some "text messages" sometime, IF YA KNOW WADDAM SAYIN.....

Babs: (Recoils in terror)
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Alley
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Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 12:24 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)




Glinda the good witch, gone TERRIBLY wrong!
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Bigb23
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Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 12:25 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"Your Highness, have you seen MY crown?"
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Bigjeff
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Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 1:10 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

(Kwame) Barb, if you reverse Christine Rowland Beatty's first initials around, do you know what you get?

(Barb) Excuse me! (disgusted)

(Kwame) Coincidence, I THINK NOT!
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Detroitnerd
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Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 1:24 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"Only bad witches are ugly." :-)
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Awfavre
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Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 2:14 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Alley, that is the first spit-my-orange-out, laugh-out-loud moment for me today. Thanks! :-)
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Imhere
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Posted on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 2:16 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

BRC: "Hey give me back the toy from my Happy Meal!"
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Tetsua
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Posted on Friday, April 18, 2008 - 10:33 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)








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Ggores
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Posted on Saturday, April 19, 2008 - 8:20 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"i be all over you like white on rice".. muses THE MAN.
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Sg9018
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Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 - 1:35 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Here is a other pic,

arms
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Bratt
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Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 - 5:18 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

"Damn Kwame, you may want to push back from the dinner table, your boobs are bigger than my wife's."
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Bratt
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Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 - 5:21 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

And the other guy says: "For sure, damn are those double D's?"
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Sg9018
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Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 - 5:28 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Bratt, LOL!
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Crumbled_pavement
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Posted on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 - 12:40 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


GET KRUNK


"Everybody actin' all stank up in here. Need to get their asses off the wall and get krunk up in here. Do the rockaway and repeat after me, 'I'm the Mayor..throw yo' hands in the air.' "
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Bratt
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Posted on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 - 6:27 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

LOL crumbled....
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Tiorted
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Posted on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 - 10:06 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


kk


"do you know who the f@*% we are?"
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Crumbled_pavement
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Posted on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 - 1:34 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Kilpatrick: Yea dog, CEO status. You know how I do. Fa' sheezy, baby.

Beatty: All I can think about is slobbering you down. Do I really have to do all your friends first?
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Crumbled_pavement
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Posted on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 - 3:39 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


Bang Bang


Kilpatrick: Bang Bang, you're dead. I'm talking to you Ms. Worthy...
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Gravitymachine
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Posted on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 - 9:52 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)


scottie
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Hornist9
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Posted on Thursday, May 01, 2008 - 11:54 am:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Now, If I could get me a cap that says "PPC"...(President: Player's Club)

Here's why he's got a smile on his face, he's thinking... (mmm, what a hottie, I wanna rip that Bulls Jersey offen yo azz, and do anothah stick and move)

(only trouble is...bulls shoot their spunk in only one thrust)
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Tkshreve
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Posted on Thursday, May 01, 2008 - 3:32 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

Crumbled Pavement's pic:

"Uh, your honor....... you're mistaken. It was three women at once. Have the court clerk read it back.....yeah you see.....once, twice..... three times a lady - manoogian style. Sha-zaam!
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Bragaboutme
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Posted on Thursday, May 01, 2008 - 3:39 pm:   Edit PostDelete Post   Move Post (Moderator/Admin Only)

GravityMachine should win a prize for that pic, she looks just like scottie pipen, LOL!