  Merchantgander Member Username: Merchantgander Post Number: 598 Registered: 01-2005 Posted From: 150.198.150.244 |
I figured it would be fun if everyone predicted what the newspaper headlines will be tomorrow after the primary. I will start. DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! | ||
Jmil Member Username: Jmil Post Number: 1214 Registered: 12-2003 Posted From: 68.248.55.151 |
THE PARTY IS OVER. | ||
Danny Member Username: Danny Post Number: 2751 Registered: 02-2004 Posted From: 141.217.173.154 |
FOR THE EVIL WITCH McFAILED!! AND HER BLACK CAT " Emperor Napoleon". | ||
Danny Member Username: Danny Post Number: 2755 Registered: 02-2004 Posted From: 141.217.173.154 |
If only KING KWAME didn't throw his wild parties in the Manoogian, fire DP Deputy J. Brown, fire the entire Detroit Public School Board, overspending city credit cards, buy a Red Lincoln Navigator for his wife from city tax dollars, cutting D-Dot's 24 hrs bus service, layoff more Detroit police officers, Hire his Six Mile Smurf Mafia security force from city tax dollars, cutting other city services. Then this would be the result: Kilpatrick 60% Hendrix 20% McPhail 11% Clark 7% In the in November election this would be the result. Kilpatrick 65% Hendrix 33% But unfortunately it's NOT going to happen for KING KWAME. His days will numbered, weighed and divided. | ||
Gravitymachine Member Username: Gravitymachine Post Number: 296 Registered: 05-2005 Posted From: 69.212.35.122 |
"big diamond: really zircon" | ||
Track75 Member Username: Track75 Post Number: 1910 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 12.75.21.78 |
HENDRIX FIRST, WILL CHALLENGE MAYOR IN NOV Subhead: Clarke, Mcphail in Near Tie for Third ALL COUNCIL INCUMBENTS ADVANCE | ||
Detroit_stylin Member Username: Detroit_stylin Post Number: 1164 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 66.202.227.12 |
PLEASE dont let that sub heading ever copme close to being true in November... Well the part about the clouncil neway... (Message edited by Detroit_stylin on August 02, 2005) | ||
Fnemecek Member Username: Fnemecek Post Number: 745 Registered: 12-2004 Posted From: 69.212.54.101 |
KILPATRICK COMES IN SECOND Throws party at Manoogian Mansion anyway | ||
Fnemecek Member Username: Fnemecek Post Number: 746 Registered: 12-2004 Posted From: 69.212.54.101 |
KILPATRICK COMES IN SECOND Detroit comes in first | ||
Danny Member Username: Danny Post Number: 2758 Registered: 02-2004 Posted From: 207.74.110.159 |
Now the primary is over. Let's check out the mayoral campaign egos. KING KWAME KILLpatrick. A young mayor with a football sized body, been a politics for a long time. His parents persuade him to run for mayor and he did. PROS: Improved parks, paved new roads, started classic alumni football games in Ford Field and handling big national energy crisis on August 14 2003. CONS: A Six Mile Smurf Thug who threw parties at the Manoogian Mansion and fire DP chief Jerry Brown, fire the entire Detroit Public Board, unecessary of city credit cards, cutting D-Dot's 24 hr. bus service, and buying a red Lincoln Navigator for his wife. Freeman Hendrix, a Pro-Archer guy that he have the power to save Detroit from its mess. He Plans to used Archer's techniques to bring Detroit back to normal and bring diversity and development to all communities. PROS: He's President Bill Clinton's campaign manager and made him president, Archer appointed him deputy mayor in 1994. CONS: He was appointed by Gov. John " CHICKEN BOO " Engler to be interim DPS cheif, but he mad some mistakes. But this one little allegation will not keep him away from the political network. Sharon McFAILED! A Pro Coleman Young like woman with years of using the law to twist Detroit's political network. She save once bailed out Coleman Young from his allegations of corruption in the early 80s and he endorsed her for mayor in 1993 She made it to primaries to run against Archer, but she lost. She also lost of other run for Wayne Co. prosecuter, too and but she got the job for ecorse city attorney. Then she ran for the Detroit City Council seat and won that position. She went through lots of allegations of from DPS Superintendent Sneed embezzlement of DPS money to property disputes with a local WSU film student families. PRO: She started a program to get local Detroit Churches to help feed and shelter the homeless. CON: She a big bickering bully to anyone in the city politics. In fact someone tried to assasinate her by tampering with the chair in ther office. She really got in Kay Everett nerves and that lead to her death. Hansen Clark, A Pro-KILLpatrick guy with a HOWDY DOODY face. He is a street smart rebel rouser and a freedom fighter. He has a instict of Hazen S. Pingree and heart of true politician. PRO: A state senator for years and years. CON: almost nobody in Detroit don't know him well. | ||
Merchantgander Member Username: Merchantgander Post Number: 609 Registered: 01-2005 Posted From: 150.198.150.244 |
McFailed Again! and in other news Detroit yes, has mass loss of forumers. | ||
1honey Member Username: 1honey Post Number: 514 Registered: 02-2005 Posted From: 208.39.170.77 |
"THIS IS WHERE I WANT TO BE" and so do Detroiters (we want you outta here). |
