  Merchantgander Member Username: Merchantgander Post Number: 939 Registered: 01-2005 Posted From: 150.198.150.245 |
Soon to be reported by the Michigan Citizen and Whosfremanhendrix.com it turns out Helmut is really an alien, hell bent on taking over the world. The rumor is that he picked Detroit because he thought it was a great place to start and with an incumbent mayor in trouble he had a great shot of winning an election which would allow his master plan begins. Now this is just the beginning of the story much more will be coming out soon. Just wait and see. Remember Detroiters don't need an alien for mayor vote Big Diamond for mayor. | ||
1honey Member Username: 1honey Post Number: 675 Registered: 02-2005 Posted From: 208.39.170.77 |
I also heard that Freman has horns growing out of his head, duh???? | ||
The_aram Member Username: The_aram Post Number: 4184 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 141.213.175.233 |
I personally witnessed him eating babies provided to him by Mike Ilitch in an alley behind the Fox... | ||
Detbest Member Username: Detbest Post Number: 48 Registered: 07-2005 Posted From: 67.105.255.66 |
Funny, I overheard the same story being told by a drunk Ilitch employee at a local watering hole. This story must have legs. | ||
Fnemecek Member Username: Fnemecek Post Number: 1075 Registered: 12-2004 Posted From: 69.215.16.220 |
Detbest: I can corraborate that one. I was at Agave and heard it with my own ears. Oh, and the Ilitch staffer also added that Hendrix specifically asks for white babies as his offering meal. | ||
Brian Member Username: Brian Post Number: 3129 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 67.37.83.244 |
Actually I heard that Hendrix had a monkey fly out of his but which is how he determined it was time for him to run for mayor. | ||
Bucho Member Username: Bucho Post Number: 328 Registered: 01-2004 Posted From: 71.37.9.8 |
mmmm white babies | ||
Rustic Member Username: Rustic Post Number: 1726 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 128.253.11.156 |
my rumor: Ilovedetroit is really an alternate persona of metrodetroitguy. Think about it have you ever seen them together? Yet it's like Superman and Clark Kent, CL and crime, AA and detroit's suburbs ... see one, turn around and boom there's the other ...  | ||
Rustic Member Username: Rustic Post Number: 1727 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 128.253.11.156 |
Fnem., aren't you paying attention to this thread? We ain't got enough white babies to go around. | ||
Fnemecek Member Username: Fnemecek Post Number: 1080 Registered: 12-2004 Posted From: 69.220.233.211 |
Yeah, Rustic, I saw that thread. | ||
Ilovedetroit Member Username: Ilovedetroit Post Number: 1201 Registered: 02-2005 Posted From: 68.40.226.188 |
Please with teeth like Hendrix's he is not an alien...me thinks part white trash he can clean a corn cob in less than 5 seconds!  | ||
Michigansheik Member Username: Michigansheik Post Number: 1 Registered: 09-2005 Posted From: 64.118.153.194 |
where is the Big Diamond? it's been out lately, perhaps the aliens have it? vote for fewer lies and parties that end earlier. | ||
The_aram Member Username: The_aram Post Number: 4212 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 141.213.175.233 |
 "Have no fear. Sharon is still in control. I have not heard of this Freman. Who is he? He is not running for Mayor? He has no name recognition. No one knows who he is. Do not panic. Sharon will surely be elected." | ||
Ilovedetroit Member Username: Ilovedetroit Post Number: 1204 Registered: 02-2005 Posted From: 68.40.226.188 |
Aram - I like you much better now that you are starting to get witty vs. sanctimonious. |
