 
Itsjeff
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Post Number: 4826
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Posted From: 68.42.168.211
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 12:31 pm: |    |
It's coming!
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Itsjeff
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Username: Itsjeff
Post Number: 4827
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Posted From: 68.42.168.211
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 12:34 pm: | |
Watch Longwang here:
http://www.wunderground.com/tr opical/wp200519.track.html |
Itsjeff
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Username: Itsjeff
Post Number: 4828
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Posted From: 68.42.168.211
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 12:49 pm: | |
Oh, man, this is getting better and better:
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Amy_p
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Username: Amy_p
Post Number: 547
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Posted From: 198.208.6.35
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 1:10 pm: | |
I was waiting for the punchline, but I see that "Longwang" truly is coming (unfortunate sperm-like appearance in that last graphic).
I don't see any news coverage yet... |
Itsjeff
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Username: Itsjeff
Post Number: 4829
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Posted From: 68.42.168.211
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 1:19 pm: | |
Longwang is limited to asia right now. If Longwang assaults Virginia, it'd be more newsworthy. |
Pepperjack
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Username: Pepperjack
Post Number: 31
Registered: 05-2005
Posted From: 63.240.210.125
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 1:23 pm: | |
Longwang spawned off the Marianas Islands and is packing winds of 104 MPH. |
Ndavies
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Username: Ndavies
Post Number: 1012
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 129.9.163.105
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 1:32 pm: | |
Winds of 104MPH, That's one hell of a blow from longwang. |
Wally
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Username: Wally
Post Number: 189
Registered: 12-2003
Posted From: 136.1.1.154
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 3:29 pm: | |
Looks like Longwang has the potential for some deep penetration into the mainland, if it thrusts inward with maximum force. |
Amy_p
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Username: Amy_p
Post Number: 548
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Posted From: 198.208.6.35
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 3:36 pm: | |
Wow, I really hope those people have some protection planned... |
Wally
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Username: Wally
Post Number: 190
Registered: 12-2003
Posted From: 136.1.1.154
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 4:05 pm: | |
A "raincoat" will definitely not be adequate protection. The best strategy is to evacuate the area before Longwang makes contact. |
Amy_p
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Username: Amy_p
Post Number: 549
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Posted From: 198.208.6.35
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 4:21 pm: | |
Although, having been this close to Longwang already, the area is bound to have moisture damages. |
Alsodave
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Username: Alsodave
Post Number: 591
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Posted From: 24.221.73.69
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 4:39 pm: | |
Prolonged exposure to Longwang is no laughing matter... |
Goat
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Username: Goat
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Posted From: 64.228.211.175
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 5:32 pm: | |
Itsjeff, settle down my friend. I know how exited you are getting seeing that big wad and all....
;) |
Chico
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Username: Chico
Post Number: 70
Registered: 12-2003
Posted From: 141.217.119.185
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 5:36 pm: | |
Too bad it's not approaching New England. You could say that Longwang is on its way to Bangor. |
Itsjeff
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Username: Itsjeff
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Posted From: 68.42.168.211
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 6:02 pm: | |
Goat, you say to settle down now, but wait'll Longwang is coming at you and we'll see how calm you are. |
Itsjeff
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Username: Itsjeff
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Posted From: 68.42.168.211
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 6:12 pm: | |
Here's a pic of Longwang that I got off the internet. It's surprisingly white in color.
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Goat
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Posted From: 64.228.211.175
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 7:10 pm: | |
...looks like a couple of dribbles have already fallen. |
Kurwo
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Posted From: 68.100.112.29
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 7:41 pm: | |
That longwang is a real one-eyed monster. When Longwang is done surging agianst the delicate coastal wetlands, I'm sure we'll come across the bodies of many soaked and choked chinese folks. |
Kurwo
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Posted From: 68.100.112.29
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 7:56 pm: | |
Also, There's an outside chance that Longwang is going to give bangkok a good pounding. |
Shave
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Username: Shave
Post Number: 696
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 207.200.116.134
| | Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 - 7:59 pm: | |
Seems like Longwang is just going to hit it like "Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam." |
Chico
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Username: Chico
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Posted From: 141.217.119.185
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 10:19 am: | |
As long as Longwang is in the area, I think alot of people are going to have a difficult time getting to Phuket. |
Wally
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Username: Wally
Post Number: 191
Registered: 12-2003
Posted From: 136.1.1.154
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 11:30 am: | |
Looks like Longwang is coming up from behind gaining steam to penetrate the bowels of the Chinese mainland.
If only there were some barrier islands to slow it down, but it looks like it will end up being a hairy situation.
As in New Orleans, there will be a considerable coating of mud to clean up, and the due to massive efoort to repair the considerable damage, the Chinese will be unable to sit down, until the scars of the storm are healed. |
Bohemian
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Posted From: 151.207.244.4
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 2:15 pm: | |
When Longwang is finished with its business, there is sure to be an enormous wet spot, as an eventual result. |
Sknutson
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Username: Sknutson
Post Number: 275
Registered: 03-2004
Posted From: 67.114.23.202
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 2:18 pm: | |
Personally, I would stare in the face of Longwang and bear the brunt of its fury.
(Message edited by sknutson on September 29, 2005) |
Shave
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Posted From: 216.69.223.249
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 2:18 pm: | |
There will be a lot of washing going on down there to cleanse the affected (or infected--ha, ha) areas. |
Itsjeff
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Posted From: 68.42.168.211
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 3:20 pm: | |
Sknutson wins. |
Shave
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Post Number: 704
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Posted From: 216.69.223.249
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 3:28 pm: | |
This was/is a very fun thread. Sometimes it helps to just make the most of a terrible situation. |
Sknutson
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Post Number: 278
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Posted From: 67.114.23.202
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 3:53 pm: | |
I win?!?!?!?!
When do I get my prize, Itsjeff? |
Alsodave
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Post Number: 594
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Posted From: 24.221.73.69
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 6:17 pm: | |
quote:This was/is a very fun thread. Sometimes it helps to just make the most of a terrible situation.
We were joking? |
Arab_guyumich
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Post Number: 623
Registered: 12-2004
Posted From: 69.14.113.153
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 6:32 pm: | |
Longwang looks like it might be too much for the Virgin Islands to handle. |
Mudflap
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Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 68.248.13.87
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 7:07 pm: | |
Longwang would blow over Lake Tittikaka and leave one hell of a mess. |
Shave
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Username: Shave
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Posted From: 207.200.116.134
| | Posted on Thursday, September 29, 2005 - 7:44 pm: | |
I guess a good, hard, Long Wanger-Bangor is nothing to joke about. Why is it so hard to penetrate this thread with humor? LOL
(Message edited by Shave on September 29, 2005) |
Wally
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Posted From: 136.1.1.154
| | Posted on Friday, September 30, 2005 - 10:49 am: | |
quote:Personally, I would stare in the face of Longwang and bear the brunt of its fury.
Good advice, but I'd be sure to wear safety goggles. I definitely wouldn't turn my back on Longwang, it'll unleash it's fury on you no matter what your gender is. They say warm water increases a typhoon's ferocity. If the water is colder closer to the coast, Longwang might experience significant shrinkage.
(Message edited by wally on September 30, 2005) |
Shave
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Posted From: 216.69.223.249
| | Posted on Friday, September 30, 2005 - 10:52 am: | |
Longwang might go limp in no time. That would be very disappointing considering all the hype. |
Wally
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Posted From: 136.1.1.154
| | Posted on Friday, September 30, 2005 - 10:55 am: | |
It would only be diappointing to the news media, who would like to make a lot of money selling Longwang to the public. |
Danny
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Username: Danny
Post Number: 3203
Registered: 02-2004
Posted From: 141.217.174.223
| | Posted on Friday, September 30, 2005 - 6:22 pm: | |
HAH! The Chinese Communist Government is always prepared for crisis. They know what Hurricane Katrina and Rita did to the the Gulf Coast. |
Ndavies
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Username: Ndavies
Post Number: 1027
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 69.212.209.132
| | Posted on Friday, September 30, 2005 - 6:55 pm: | |
Something tells me Danny missed the point completely.
(Damn there's a joke in there somewhere. Just can't think of how to word it.)
(Message edited by ndavies on September 30, 2005) |
Dday
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Posted From: 65.209.165.170
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 11:07 am: | |
Newsflash!!!!
Longwang came in China. There's bound to be serious flooding, I'm sure.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WEATHE R/10/02/longwang.ap/index.html
(Message edited by D-Day on October 04, 2005) |
Shave
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Posted From: 207.200.116.134
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 12:38 pm: | |
That'll be one sticky mess to clean up. |
Dday
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Posted From: 65.209.165.170
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 12:48 pm: | |
57 soldiers were washed away according to the news report, but there are millions more to finish the job. How long do you think it will be before they find what they're looking for?
(Message edited by D-Day on October 04, 2005) |
Wally
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Posted From: 136.1.1.154
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 1:01 pm: | |
Looks like China really took a reaming from Longwang, they will never be the same again. It's a good thing that Longwang is over the hump though, everyone can now relax and have a cigarette before cleaning up. |
Jt1
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Posted From: 198.208.159.19
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 1:21 pm: | |
The people that were caught in the path of long wang commented on how all of the juices blown around by longwang were very salty to taste and burnt their eyes. |
Dday
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Username: Dday
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Posted From: 65.209.165.170
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 1:31 pm: | |
Do you think everything is OK inside China? |
Detroit_stylin
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Post Number: 1444
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 66.202.227.12
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 1:41 pm: | |
Not sure DDay I hear China had health concerns prior.... |
Dday
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Posted From: 65.209.165.170
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 1:52 pm: | |
That's not good. The flood from Longwang probably didn't help either......look at the mess in New Orleans.
Hopefully, China will be OK
(Message edited by D-Day on October 04, 2005) |
Mudflap
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Username: Mudflap
Post Number: 91
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 68.248.13.87
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 4:09 pm: | |
I heard that a super freighter was capsized off tha coast of China and Longwang blew a bunch of sea men ashore. |
Danny
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Username: Danny
Post Number: 3232
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Posted From: 141.217.173.52
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 4:44 pm: | |
HAH! Commie China is ok. They always take Typhoons. It's their way when they can be proven stronger than the U.S. |
Goat
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Username: Goat
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Posted From: 64.228.210.148
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 4:47 pm: | |
So the Chinese are stronger, tighter, and damnit they can take it! Unlike those sissy Yanks who can only take it for a few hours. ;) |
Shave
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Username: Shave
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Posted From: 207.200.116.134
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 5:25 pm: | |
Longwang had a pent-up desire to bang up everyone in its path. |
Dday
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Posted From: 66.161.203.244
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 7:22 pm: | |
Typical. Longwang has penetrated China, flooded everything, left dead soldiers, washed up sea men, and a mess all over the place and now it's gone.
What a dick....... |
Shave
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Posted From: 207.200.116.134
| | Posted on Tuesday, October 04, 2005 - 10:30 pm: | |
THE END!!! |
Kurwo
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Posted From: 68.100.112.29
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 12:25 am: | |
It's not the end, not by a long shot. There still may be a spurt of life left in the storm yet. I would say, this might only be the tip of things to come. |
Itsjeff
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Username: Itsjeff
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Posted From: 68.42.168.211
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 12:27 am: | |
No, I think Shave may be right. Longwang just gave China the shaft, then drifted away. |
Psip
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Username: Psip
Post Number: 337
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 69.246.13.131
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 12:43 am: | |
Once it comes ashore it will peter out. It can't keep up forever. If it does continue pounding the residents for longer then 4 hours, consult you physician. |
Dday
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Posted From: 65.209.165.170
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 9:49 am: | |
It can't be the end. I heard it's gonna be about nine months until China is back to normal.
(Message edited by D-Day on October 05, 2005) |
Shave
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Posted From: 216.69.223.249
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 10:41 am: | |
It must be the end. Afterall, I heard the heart of the storm killed over after too much Viagra. |
Wally
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Posted From: 136.1.1.33
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 11:34 am: | |
quote:It can't be the end. I heard it's gonna be about nine months until China is back to normal.
Since Longwang came up from behind, it didn't hit the hole that was predicted, so China will never be normal after the mud it churned.
Typhoon Longwang's winds destroyed so many buildings, it was quite a blow job.
There was a report that some folks didn't evacuate, thinking they could wrestle Longwang, but it was so big, it was ridiculous that they thought they could do anything, like wrap their arms around Longwang and knock it down. As Longwang and the stirred up debris passed, one hero was hit in the head by two coconuts.
(Message edited by wally on October 05, 2005) |
Wally
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Posted From: 136.1.1.33
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 11:42 am: | |
quote:HAH! Commie China is ok. They always take Typhoons. It's their way when they can be proven stronger than the U.S.
Hah, but since we've heard the rumors of Chinese men, the Chinese population have never dealt with something like Longwang before. |
Itsjeff
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Posted From: 68.42.168.211
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 11:43 am: | |
Must... fight... urge... to... love... Shave.
Stopit stopit stopit stopit stopit.
(sigh) I give up. I love Shave. I want to marry her and have her children. Whatever. |
Shave
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Username: Shave
Post Number: 728
Registered: 06-2005
Posted From: 216.69.223.249
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 11:49 am: | |
Well, Shave fell in love with Itsjeff a long while back. The recent "ModelD" thread and accompanying photoshops only made me want you that much more. Just didn't want to be the sucker that admitted it first. LOL! |
Dday
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Username: Dday
Post Number: 626
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Posted From: 65.209.165.170
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 2:25 pm: | |
I saw that Longwang went to Taiwan on before hitting China |
Velma
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Username: Velma
Post Number: 2684
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Posted From: 68.78.185.181
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 2:33 pm: | |
I don't know what the big deal is about Longwang. I've seen bigger. |
Shave
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Username: Shave
Post Number: 730
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Posted From: 216.69.223.249
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 2:35 pm: | |
Is bigger always better?
I thought that it was not about size but the motion of the ocean?
Longwang did pound the ocean blue. Size did matter. |
Jams
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Posted From: 68.79.166.116
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 2:37 pm: | |
And the winner and new champion.........Velma |
Mudflap
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Username: Mudflap
Post Number: 92
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 68.248.13.87
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 2:42 pm: | |
To Velma Longwang was like tossing a hot dog down the Windsor Tunnel. |
Mudflap
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Username: Mudflap
Post Number: 93
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Posted From: 68.248.13.87
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 2:47 pm: | |
Just kidding Velma.
I just recently saw a new film available on a porn site called "Longwang and the Tightpoon", how quickly do they put porno's together? |
Dday
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Posted From: 65.209.165.170
| | Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 - 5:05 pm: | |
Velma needs to ask Sknutson about Longwang's full fury. She might change her tune then. |
Shave
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Posted From: 216.69.223.249
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 4:17 pm: | |
Is Longwang back on the prowl? |
Kurwo
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Username: Kurwo
Post Number: 754
Registered: 11-2003
Posted From: 68.100.112.29
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 8:48 pm: | |
No, but we need to keep our eyes on tropical depression Flappysnatch. Dang those pacific rimmer's and their silly meteorogical names! |
Gannon
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Username: Gannon
Post Number: 4585
Registered: 12-2003
Posted From: 70.200.183.24
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 10:02 pm: | |
Mebbe if we got her one of them re-virginization operations, meteorologically speaking of course. She'll lose that depression and quit storming about. |
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Prepare for pounding by Typhoon Longwang!