  Chuckjav Member Username: Chuckjav Post Number: 1242 Registered: 09-2007 |
I was making my usual rounds at Detroit's shuttered high schools; protecting and preserving the archives and student records. I began my day at Redford, onward to Mackenzie and Murray-Wright. At Northern High, I could sense that something was not right; dusk was settling on the city...a strange and foreboding quiet. At once...they approached; a few - then many. I knew their numbers would prevail. Damn those flesh eating bastards! | ||
Sean_of_detroit Member Username: Sean_of_detroit Post Number: 2096 Registered: 03-2008 |
Oh great, zombies are the last thing we need right now...  | ||
Chuckjav Member Username: Chuckjav Post Number: 1246 Registered: 09-2007 |
Sean...In terms of keeping people of the streets - after dark - zombies outperform DPD; they draw no paycheck, and don't carry a sidearm. I ain't afraid of no ghost... but zombies, give me the creeps. | ||
Downtown_lady Member Username: Downtown_lady Post Number: 460 Registered: 08-2008 |
Am I the only one that doesn't understand this?  | ||
Chuckjav Member Username: Chuckjav Post Number: 1249 Registered: 09-2007 |
Downtown_lady...strange as it may seem, I don't even understand this. The message - the moral to the story: beware of flesh eating, undead souls; hungry is the night. | ||
Johnlodge Member Username: Johnlodge Post Number: 9031 Registered: 10-2003 |
Wait for the temperature to drop, Zombies freeze easily due to the lack of warm blood in their system. Then you can either dismember them, or bury them (make sure the hole is deep enough they can't claw out). The EPA has issued no regulations regarding dumping of Zombies as of yet, so you'll be in the clear. | ||
Downtown_lady Member Username: Downtown_lady Post Number: 462 Registered: 08-2008 |
Thank you Chuck and John -- now I understand! | ||
Chuckjav Member Username: Chuckjav Post Number: 1250 Registered: 09-2007 |
Johnlodge....thanks for the heads-up. | ||
Ed_golick Member Username: Ed_golick Post Number: 948 Registered: 10-2003 |
The zombies are looking for The Electronic Thing. http://www.detroitkidshow.com/ thing.wmv | ||
Sean_of_detroit Member Username: Sean_of_detroit Post Number: 2101 Registered: 03-2008 |
Do they have ways of keeping warm? This is not what we need at all! No, no, no... | ||
Bongman Member Username: Bongman Post Number: 677 Registered: 12-2003 |
C.H.U.D. ? | ||
Haikoont Member Username: Haikoont Post Number: 48 Registered: 09-2008 |
Japan may be able to defeat our local companies, but even they are no match for the zombies. quote: http://reason.com/news/show/13 0626.html | ||
Sean_of_detroit Member Username: Sean_of_detroit Post Number: 2114 Registered: 03-2008 |
Whew, I thought you meant real zombies.... oh wait, this might be worse... Given these similarities, U.S. officials should take a careful look at how Japan's response to the crisis lead to the more than ten years of recession and stagnation known as "the lost decade." We do not want to duplicate Japan's mistakes. First mistake. The Bank of Japan tried to ease economic pains during their downturn through the 1990s by loaning large amounts of money to businesses. However, such attempts to recapitalize the market were counteracted by underlying management problems endemic to the dying firms. I suddenly have the urge to watch I Am Legend... The first remake of Night of the Living Dead was pretty good too... hmmm... | ||
Chuckjav Member Username: Chuckjav Post Number: 1253 Registered: 09-2007 |
I will be damned...(if I'm not already). A zombie tried to wash my windshield at Grand River and Schaefer; cracked my window to give him the old "thanks-but-no thanks". That mother-trucker tried to bite my hand. Somebody warn Cooley High - zombies on the loose..uh-hah loose! | ||
Ed_golick Member Username: Ed_golick Post Number: 950 Registered: 10-2003 |
Chuckjav, Northern High School didn't close. I hang out a lot in the neighborhood. Could I be a zombie without knowing it? | ||
Chuckjav Member Username: Chuckjav Post Number: 1256 Registered: 09-2007 |
Ed_golick...Oh Goodness Me; I hate to be the bearer of troubling news. If you've been hanging out in the neighborhood and/or frequenting Northern High School....you are a zombie. (at least, now you know it) Eeeeeuuuuwwwww! |
