  Detroitteacher Member Username: Detroitteacher Post Number: 591 Registered: 06-2006 Posted From: 152.163.100.8 |
OK, folks. I found this on that OTHER Detroit forum so I thought I'd share (and show I am a good sport): Quote: Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:01 pm Post subject: Dear Detroitteacher... ------------------------------ ------------------------------ -------------------- (Expletive edited)! Ya heard? I wonder what her obsession is with Itsjeff? I was in lust with that gay, sexy, White MoFo first. I was the first all heterosexual bitch to ever have a crush on that bald-headed, gay White male. Screw you, Detroitteacher! (Firefly wanted to post this for me over at DetroitOhNo.cum. However, I told her that she would probably get one of those little Magic Button messages...or banned...just like her cousin Jal1012). My response: Dear Jal: Fortunately, I do not need to prey on the Gay White Male since I can have my pick of Straight White Males (which is my preference since I am female). I do sympathize with you that you must be so possessive of ItsJeff because (I am assuming here) that you DO NOT have your pick of straight guys and you must try and weasel in on the gay community. It's OK, I will back off of ItsJeff and let you be his concubine since I have other pursuits and suitors. **This was posted all in good fun and no harm was intended to any party mentioned. Please note that the Teacher is no longer ItsJeff's concubine as that position has been relinquished to JAL from the OTHER Detroit forum since she has no other alternative in her life than to chase those who don't want her  | ||
Itsjeff Member Username: Itsjeff Post Number: 6756 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.136.149.133 |
Teach, as your friend, I strongly, strongly caution you: DO NOT TAUNT JAL. Being a teacher in the Detroit Public Schools would not begin to prepare you for the whupass she can unleash. There are no disabled people: Only people who have pissed Jal off. Anyway, for you old-timers, Jal is doing really well; residence, employment and family-wise. And if you're reading her stuff on Fudge, you can see that she's at the top of her game lately. | ||
Detroitteacher Member Username: Detroitteacher Post Number: 592 Registered: 06-2006 Posted From: 64.12.116.204 |
Aw no taunting intended...just good old fun. | ||
Itsjeff Member Username: Itsjeff Post Number: 6758 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.136.149.133 |
Good! Yes! That's the line we'll use. "Just good old fun." She may buy that. | ||
Detroitteacher Member Username: Detroitteacher Post Number: 593 Registered: 06-2006 Posted From: 64.12.116.204 |
Well, Holy Smokes...isn't that what this is and what it started out to be?? | ||
Itsjeff Member Username: Itsjeff Post Number: 6761 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.136.149.133 |
This is just a rumor, unconfirmed, but I heard that Susanarosa once denied Jal a favor, and the next morning she woke up with the severed head of a beaver in her bed. (Message edited by itsjeff on September 04, 2006) | ||
Detroitteacher Member Username: Detroitteacher Post Number: 594 Registered: 06-2006 Posted From: 64.12.116.204 |
How does one WORK up with a beaver head in bed? Or do I not want to know? | ||
Michael Member Username: Michael Post Number: 775 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 68.74.14.193 |
That's what happens when one drinks too much, falls asleep and your friends find shaving cream and a razor. That'll teach her. | ||
Itsjeff Member Username: Itsjeff Post Number: 6762 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.136.149.133 |
No, I meant a beaver beaver. Not a frat beaver. | ||
Detroitteacher Member Username: Detroitteacher Post Number: 595 Registered: 06-2006 Posted From: 152.163.100.8 |
Gee, Wally, make yourself clear! Dabgonnit. | ||
Itsjeff Member Username: Itsjeff Post Number: 6763 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 69.136.149.133 |
You just did. Thanks. | ||
Michael Member Username: Michael Post Number: 776 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 68.74.14.193 |
Is that like a man's man? hmm. | ||
Supergay Member Username: Supergay Post Number: 17 Registered: 05-2006 Posted From: 68.61.187.234 |
Sounds like someone's got beaver fever. | ||
Michael Member Username: Michael Post Number: 777 Registered: 10-2003 Posted From: 68.74.14.193 |
Only in the morning, only in the morning. Wait, actually, when don't I? |
