 
Dave
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Username: Dave
Post Number: 135
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 9:16 am: |    |
Tigers lost their opener
dave |
Sharmaal
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Username: Sharmaal
Post Number: 1059
Registered: 09-2004
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 9:25 am: | |
Great post, I wouldn't expect anymore from a guy that can't remember to capitalize his first name. |
Bobj
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Username: Bobj
Post Number: 1902
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 9:32 am: | |
What would have happened if they won? |
Defendbrooklyn
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Username: Defendbrooklyn
Post Number: 100
Registered: 11-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 10:36 am: | |
Bobj...To answer your question...
Tigers win their opener
dave |
Gravitymachine
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Username: Gravitymachine
Post Number: 1566
Registered: 05-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 11:15 am: | |
capitol letters are for suckers
-gravitymachine in detroit |
Bobj
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Username: Bobj
Post Number: 1914
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 11:32 am: | |
This is a worthwhile thread |
Ee_cummings
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Username: Ee_cummings
Post Number: 1
Registered: 04-2007
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 3:06 pm: | |
dave
thanks for not wasting bandwidth
on this server
by not capitalizing everything
ee cummings
go tigers |
Jimaz
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Username: Jimaz
Post Number: 1812
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 4:18 pm: | |
Ee_cummings, you created that name just for this thread, right? That's pretty clever.  |
Jjaba
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Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 5159
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 6:50 pm: | |
That joke goes back to atleast the Ty Cobb days. Oy veyesmere, give us some new material.
Yikes.
jjaba, Westside Tigers Fan. Ask jjaba how he got gas yesterday for less than $2.00. |
Thnk2mch
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Username: Thnk2mch
Post Number: 840
Registered: 02-2006
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 7:14 pm: | |
Hey Jjaba, how did you get gas yesterday for less than $2.00 ? |
Jimaz
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Username: Jimaz
Post Number: 1815
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 - 7:28 pm: | |
He had a Coney? |
Dave
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Username: Dave
Post Number: 136
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 10:23 am: | |
Jjaba's right. That one's probably too old for the screw-cap pop-top generation. The problem is that when you are just a few days younger than God, you tend to fall back on the old ones.
dave
PS I remember when gas was $.19 in Flint. |
Dave
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Username: Dave
Post Number: 137
Registered: 10-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 10:34 am: | |
Friend of mine was at Comerica for the opener. Three old ladies sat in the row in front of him. One had a bottle of whiskey in her purse. By the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
dave |
Ee_cummings
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Username: Ee_cummings
Post Number: 2
Registered: 04-2007
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 - 4:08 pm: | |
there was young couple
necking in my section
he would kiss her on strikes
she would kiss him...
what?
soupy who said that?
when?
oh
ee cummings |
Jjaba
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Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 5212
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 8:02 pm: | |
The Center Field flag pole and that opener joke, plus the Soupy Sales line came over from Briggs Stadium, yr. 2000. Those jokes go back to 1912.
See if you can solve this one.
The string bass players didn't need to be there for the first movement of Beethoven's 9th. So they left out the stage door for the bar after sewing up the score of the maestro's sheet music as a joke. When they returned, what have you got?
jjaba. |
Jimaz
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Username: Jimaz
Post Number: 1899
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 8:25 pm: | |
Bass' loaded! HAR HAR HAR  |
Jjaba
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Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 5216
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 9:32 pm: | |
Jimaz,
Two out, score tied, basses loaded, bottom of the Ninth.
Ba Ba Ba Boom.
jjaba got gas at Taco Bell, for less than $2.00.
jjaba, Tigers Fan. |
Jimaz
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Username: Jimaz
Post Number: 1903
Registered: 12-2005
| | Posted on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 9:36 pm: | |
You da man, Jjaba! Cheers! |
Ray1936
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Username: Ray1936
Post Number: 1336
Registered: 01-2005
| | Posted on Sunday, April 15, 2007 - 8:39 pm: | |
Sheesh. Rimshots, please, someone. |
Jjaba
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Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 5226
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 2:29 pm: | |
Ray1936, jjaba would always park in front of Father Kern's Statue on Trumbull Avenue when going to ballgames at Briggs Stadium. Car was never touched.
Does anybody know of a sancturary near Comerica Park or do you have to hire somebody like the old days around Corktown?
jjaba, Tigers Fan. |
Ravine
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Username: Ravine
Post Number: 830
Registered: 01-2006
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 3:42 am: | |
We always parked by Dean Savage Park. That was back when the city had a better class of bums. They didn't mess with your property, unlike the low-born hooligans scuffling around out there now. |
Livernoisyard
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Username: Livernoisyard
Post Number: 3055
Registered: 10-2004
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 7:10 am: | |
Another ancient one was the Tigers trading for Aunt Jemimah because she makes a better batter. |
Jjaba
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Username: Jjaba
Post Number: 5234
Registered: 11-2003
| | Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 - 12:17 am: | |
Livernoisyard, that's real Tigers humor.
Thanks.
jjaba, Tigers Fan since before you can remember. |