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Username: Itsjeff
Post Number: 5672
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 68.42.168.211
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2006 - 2:43 am: |    |
Many thanks to the USO for providing some Detroit-based entertainment for our troops.
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Lmichigan
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Username: Lmichigan
Post Number: 3297
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 67.172.95.197
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2006 - 3:28 am: | |
What?! No current-day Aretha Franklin striptease? Boo! |
Fiesty1
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Username: Fiesty1
Post Number: 1
Registered: 03-2006
Posted From: 64.141.144.2
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2006 - 10:54 am: | |
OMG! I didn't realize the mobilisation had started. Sign me up!! I think I'd best be used as a covert operative. I will keep the young fighters otherwise occupied. I promise. |
Zulu_warrior
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Username: Zulu_warrior
Post Number: 2604
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 68.251.27.41
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2006 - 11:17 am: | |
Lt. Commander Dstylin motivates the Zulu Special Forces units before the final assualt on Livionia City Hall.....
Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: stand up for your rights!
Get up, stand up: don’t give up the fight! |
Jams
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Username: Jams
Post Number: 2873
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 68.79.90.50
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2006 - 11:35 am: | |
HELP ME.
I boarded the wrong bus in Downtown, and am now in Taylor alone. I'm surrounded by thousands of Suburbanites....OH NOOO, They've sent in the "Divorced Soccer Mom" team to take me IN for questioning......gasping for breath....I don't know how long I can.......hold off...errr..out. |
Hornwrecker
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Username: Hornwrecker
Post Number: 897
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.41.8.221
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2006 - 12:35 pm: | |
While patrolling the Eastern DMZ (8 Mile) last night, I noticed these posters on both sides of the line.
I have no idea what the hell they are supposed to mean.
I suppoes it could be another one of Itsjeff's slogans gone awry, but more probably it could be that Livonia's Psy-Ops are getting better with disinformation targeting the "Rainbow" Division (not the 42nd ID). |
Detroit_stylin
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Username: Detroit_stylin
Post Number: 2547
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 66.202.227.12
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2006 - 12:45 pm: | |
<<<<<<<<<FLASH>>>>>>>>>>
0900 9MAR06
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Recent satellite imagery has discovered convoys of vehicles proceeding toward the front. However due to the lack of infrastructure to handle large volumes of vehicles and the lack of a light rail system in the region, the self imposed living road block along I-696 and I-75 will prevent the Livonians and the Novians from recieving assistance from their North OC allies.
(Message edited by Detroit_stylin on March 09, 2006) |
Hornwrecker
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Username: Hornwrecker
Post Number: 899
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.41.8.202
| | Posted on Thursday, March 09, 2006 - 9:38 pm: | |
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Zulu_warrior
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Username: Zulu_warrior
Post Number: 2614
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 152.163.100.8
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2006 - 12:33 am: | |
Commander Zulu Warrior at press briefing before Final Assualt of Livionia City Hall
The Livonia Deck of Cards
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Zulu_warrior
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Username: Zulu_warrior
Post Number: 2615
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 152.163.100.8
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2006 - 12:38 am: | |
"We have identified a Go'auld presence in the City Hall. |
Jams
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Username: Jams
Post Number: 2883
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 70.137.106.107
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2006 - 6:41 pm: | |
16 hours since last report.
I'm a bit concerned. |
Zulu_warrior
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Username: Zulu_warrior
Post Number: 2620
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 205.188.116.137
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2006 - 10:18 pm: | |
The assualt on the City Hall has begun....with shock and awe.....
Hoorah |
Itsjeff
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Username: Itsjeff
Post Number: 5681
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 68.42.168.211
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2006 - 10:58 pm: | |
General Zulu must assume command while General Itsjeff attends a week-long training exercise in Florida. |
Soulaholic
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Username: Soulaholic
Post Number: 6
Registered: 07-2005
Posted From: 68.42.91.130
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2006 - 11:13 pm: | |
Livonia is now recruiting in Ferndale
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Islandman
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Username: Islandman
Post Number: 97
Registered: 08-2004
Posted From: 68.42.171.59
| | Posted on Friday, March 10, 2006 - 11:14 pm: | |
Commander Itsjeff,
Please consider inspecting a few sites for detention facilities. Site codes DB, CB, and KW have been selected as possibilities.
Your security detail must be in a state of high alert, as we've received trafiic that many Livonians may also be "training" in these coastal areas.
We await your safe return. |
Detroit_expat
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Username: Detroit_expat
Post Number: 1177
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 68.61.201.142
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 3:51 am: | |
Flash report from the Neo-Lincoln Brigades (the "NLB"):
Intelligence reports were faulty (but I guess no battle plan survives contact with the enemy). Heavier than expected resistance has been enountered at the Parisian sector in Laurel Park Place, mainly from a dead-ender outfit calling themselves the "Livonia Housewives Republican Guard" (the "LHRG"). But, rest assured, we in the NLB will stand strong with our Detroit brothers and sisters against the LHRG forces, to the last.
To the north, Radical Cleric L. Brooks Patterson has issued a Fatwa for defense of the Livonians, despite Premier Kilpatrick's ultimatum that "you are either with us or against us." Patterson has made his choice. He shall be crushed.
In this communique, we in the NLB wish to express our steadfast allegiance to our Commander ItsJeff and the City of Detroit in her time of need. United We Stand!
(Message edited by Detroit Ex-Pat on March 11, 2006)
(Message edited by Detroit Ex-Pat on March 11, 2006) |
Lmichigan
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Username: Lmichigan
Post Number: 3313
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 67.172.95.197
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 4:20 am: | |
Radical Cleric L. Brooks Patterson. lol!
On the political front, I hope that Premier Kilpatrick has taken emergency powers, and disbanded Detroit's ineffective Council of Elders. They are actually more of a liability in this time of war than anything else.
It has been reported that a Ms. Christine Beatty, the Premiers's former Chief of Staff, has been pulled over and detained in Livonia after trying to jump ship. She is quoted as having used her old tricks yelling at the Livonia Republican Guards "Do you know who the f%ck I am?" From here on out, the term "Benedict Arnold" shall be changed to "Christine Beatty." |
Zulu_warrior
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Username: Zulu_warrior
Post Number: 2621
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 152.163.100.8
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 10:34 am: | |
Livonian Republican Guard positions itself before the City Hall Position
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Hornwrecker
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Username: Hornwrecker
Post Number: 910
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.41.8.217
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 10:21 pm: | |
To the north, Radical Cleric L. Brooks Patterson has issued a Fatwa for defense of the Livonians,...
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Zulu_warrior
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Username: Zulu_warrior
Post Number: 2625
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 205.188.116.137
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 10:56 pm: | |
Chairman of the Detroit Joint Chiefs Rasputin gives a briefing on the Livonia Conflict......
" We are going to cut off the head of the enemy forces. Then we are going to kill it."
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Lmichigan
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Username: Lmichigan
Post Number: 3314
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 67.172.95.197
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 10:57 pm: | |
Does anyone know what's going on in Dearborn? They've been unusually quiet in all of this? Are they with us, or have they resurrected old Hubbard Doctrine against their neighbor of Detroit? |
Soulaholic
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Username: Soulaholic
Post Number: 7
Registered: 07-2005
Posted From: 68.42.91.130
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 11:20 pm: | |
My only question is do we have an exit plan??
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Zulu_warrior
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Username: Zulu_warrior
Post Number: 2626
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 205.188.116.137
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 11:24 pm: | |
The night shock and awe campaign has begun on the Livonian City Hall
Sonqoba Simunye !!!! |
Kova
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Username: Kova
Post Number: 197
Registered: 12-2003
Posted From: 70.142.147.123
| | Posted on Saturday, March 11, 2006 - 11:34 pm: | |
Report from the underground:
Dearborn has split into three factions
The south side has unanimously joined up with the Southwest brigades. Elements of the Eastside have decided to remain neutral but have left their borders open to Detroit. The West side has just announced its solidarity to the OC but word isnt out if it will commit troops.
(Message edited by KOVA on March 11, 2006)
(Message edited by KOVA on March 11, 2006) |
Zulu_warrior
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Username: Zulu_warrior
Post Number: 2629
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 205.188.116.137
| | Posted on Sunday, March 12, 2006 - 12:15 am: | |
"This is a Channel 4 exclusive interview with
Commander Zulu Warrior, of the Detroit Annexation Force. We go live to the scene."
"Commander, it looks as if the situation is going in Detroit favor. Are you certain that that you and your men will be able to take out the Livonian Defense Force.
"Sister, they dont know what to do with just one of me."
"Once the battle is done will you occupy the land or install a new government?"
"You keep what you kill." |
Jimaz
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Username: Jimaz
Post Number: 393
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 68.2.191.57
| | Posted on Sunday, March 12, 2006 - 12:33 am: | |
Rejoice in the victory:
All Your Base |
Dougw
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Username: Dougw
Post Number: 1011
Registered: 11-2003
Posted From: 68.74.30.120
| | Posted on Sunday, March 12, 2006 - 3:04 am: | |
Detroit forces have acheived significant penetration into east Livonian territories. Safe passage through Dearborn Heights enabled quick movement for land forces along the southern flank.
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Zulu_warrior
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Username: Zulu_warrior
Post Number: 2640
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 205.188.116.137
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 11:16 pm: | |
Zulu Special Forces have declared a victory in the War against Livionia. Resistance fighters in Livonia crumpled under the Zulu Assualt.
The Livonian City Manager negotiates surrender
Celebration in Brightmoor
Zulu Forces Celebrate victory
More celebrations |
Zulu_warrior
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Username: Zulu_warrior
Post Number: 2641
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 205.188.116.137
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 - 11:25 pm: | |
Warren, You are next
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Lowell
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Username: Lowell
Post Number: 2358
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 66.167.210.54
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 1:17 am: | |
We salute Comrade 'Stylin, photographed here raising the motherland's flag over the Livonian Reichstag.
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Danny
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Username: Danny
Post Number: 3801
Registered: 02-2004
Posted From: 141.217.174.223
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 9:42 am: | |
Hitlerland Livonia is gone!!!! Taking over by Detroit. |
Thnk2mch
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Username: Thnk2mch
Post Number: 53
Registered: 02-2006
Posted From: 67.38.87.62
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 9:55 am: | |
At a cost of $2 Billion dollars, The long awaited announcement of the Grand Rapids/Livonia merger is set set to take place.
Welcome, "GRAND LIVONIA".
What was a major cost to relocate has been offset by the insurance companies, paying for the devastation thrown upon the "old Livonia"
by misinformed forces.
Thank you to all involved.
God bless Grand Livonia! |
Detroit_stylin
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Username: Detroit_stylin
Post Number: 2568
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 66.202.227.12
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 1:12 pm: | |
And In Honor of those who resisted in this Brave struggle against Suburbanism. We erect this Plague at the most prominent intersection in the area, as a testement to the troops who fought there.
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Dougw
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Username: Dougw
Post Number: 1015
Registered: 11-2003
Posted From: 136.2.1.153
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 2:42 pm: | |
Nice pic, Lowell! (If only Livonia had buildings like those...)
Stylin -- you might want to change Plague to Plaque... Nice plaque, though.  |
Steelworker
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Username: Steelworker
Post Number: 607
Registered: 02-2004
Posted From: 68.249.240.213
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 2:52 pm: | |
funny stuff |
Owen101683
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Username: Owen101683
Post Number: 5
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 35.11.135.57
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 3:05 pm: | |
In an attempt to sway suburban youths to defect to the D, I suggest dropping propaganda leaflets over area high schools.
This one seems a bit dated but retro is in again.
(Message edited by Owen101683 on March 15, 2006) |
Iseries840
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Username: Iseries840
Post Number: 159
Registered: 08-2005
Posted From: 12.31.43.42
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 3:15 pm: | |
What is the exit strategy for leaving Livonia? |
Bvos
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Username: Bvos
Post Number: 1267
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 66.238.170.39
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 3:33 pm: | |
One part of the exit strategy is to sell, from the makers of Detroit Monopoly, the commemorative "Detroit RISK" military strategy board game at all Pure Detroit locations and the DIA giftshop. All proceeds will go towards rebuilding the infrastructure of Livonia, Warren, Oakland Co. and other areas left destitude by the Livonia War. |
Lowell
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Username: Lowell
Post Number: 2362
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 66.167.58.33
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 4:44 pm: | |
Update! Sad News to Report!
Widespread looting has broken out in conquered Livonia. Mobs are attacking their art museums and destroying irreplaceable works of art!
Where is President ItsJeff? Why is he on vacation? What is General Zulu doing to stop this travesty or is he too busy celebrating??
Why was there no planning for the occupation?
We demand answers. Stop this destruction of Livonian culture now! |
Hornwrecker
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Username: Hornwrecker
Post Number: 930
Registered: 04-2005
Posted From: 63.41.8.14
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 4:57 pm: | |
Nice to see the Detroit Times up and running again. I've noticed a few of our lads are still trigger-happy, so below is a new poster so that you'll recognize our allies. (This was PS-ed by someone on Fark from some South Park theme.)
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Mrfrench
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Username: Mrfrench
Post Number: 17
Registered: 01-2006
Posted From: 69.136.146.194
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 5:02 pm: | |
i have information about a splinter group
from Livonia that has set up camp in what were once
meth labs in Taylor.
They have taken all their best scientists and are working on some sort of home brew that will be sold
at Taste Fest resulting in chronic diareah.
more news as it comes....... |
Mrfrench
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Username: Mrfrench
Post Number: 18
Registered: 01-2006
Posted From: 69.136.146.194
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 5:20 pm: | |
This just in.....
Garden City retailers is reporting a run on toilet paper.
Groups of young people, calling themselves WHIFFLES,
are buying all the toilet paper they can.
One youth when questioned about this activity replied.
"When the shit hit's the fan... we will be behind it".
He then ran off down the street yelling " number 2....number 2.....number 2.
more news as it comes |
Mrfrench
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Username: Mrfrench
Post Number: 19
Registered: 01-2006
Posted From: 69.136.146.194
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 5:26 pm: | |
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Aiw
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Username: Aiw
Post Number: 5385
Registered: 10-2003
Posted From: 70.48.208.18
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 15, 2006 - 8:05 pm: | |
Displaced Livonians have begun rioting in the Taylor Refugee camps.
They have already destryed one trailer:
Locals are barricading themselves in their parks for protection.
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Jdkeepsmiling
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Username: Jdkeepsmiling
Post Number: 64
Registered: 01-2006
Posted From: 69.216.100.91
| | Posted on Thursday, March 16, 2006 - 9:33 pm: | |
News Report from the far western front:
Tensions continue to mount between two cities in Western Wayne County... The City of Plymouth, which early in the war, declared itself on the side of the City of Detroit, aand Northville, which threw its support behind the defeated Livonians. One Plmouth resident is quoted as saying "This war has opened my eyes to the evils of McMansions, golf course and subdivisions named after non-exsistant geograpgical features." Northville has promised not to stand by idely as the tensions have increased daily. Yesterday it activated it Military Reserves, calling up the Sleeping Hollow Woods, Valleys and Hills of Nothville Brigade and the Stonewater Hills Golf Club Defense Forces. PLymouth then responded by calling up it own "Save the Penn Brigade." Observers are watching the situation develop, hoping that these two geographicly close, but idealogically different communities can work things out peacefully. |
Jimaz
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Username: Jimaz
Post Number: 502
Registered: 12-2005
Posted From: 68.2.191.57
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 21, 2006 - 11:43 pm: | |
Bump, just for nostalgia's sake. |
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